Terrible Foreplay
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Northern_Soul said:
That’s quite a hand injury.
“Hey Baby… you like sausages, cause i’m about to banger raw…”
Could you imagine 🤣🤣🤣
Hail Mary full of grace….
Wondering what the neighbours would think the screams of agony overshadowing the screams of what ever the fuck would be coming out of her mouth….
I am legitimately pissing myself laughing
That’s quite a hand injury.
“Hey Baby… you like sausages, cause i’m about to banger raw…”
Could you imagine 🤣🤣🤣
Hail Mary full of grace….
Wondering what the neighbours would think the screams of agony overshadowing the screams of what ever the fuck would be coming out of her mouth….
I am legitimately pissing myself laughing
Northern_Soul
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Nevermindthegaps said:
Wondering what the neighbours would think the screams of agony overshadowing the screams of what ever the fuck would be coming out of her mouth….
I am legitimately pissing myself laughing
Mate I have just legit shot tea out my nose onto my phone screen. Most laughs I’ve had in the forum for ages.
Wondering what the neighbours would think the screams of agony overshadowing the screams of what ever the fuck would be coming out of her mouth….
I am legitimately pissing myself laughing
Mate I have just legit shot tea out my nose onto my phone screen. Most laughs I’ve had in the forum for ages.
Betty
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Northern_Soul said:
Mate I have just legit shot tea out my nose onto my phone screen. Most laughs I’ve had in the forum for ages.
Missy, right? What happened to the insanity?! This place was the best part of the whole shitshow. Like, everyone is so stuck up their ass now that I’m afraid to rip a fart joke. (Laugh you bitches)
But hey….
You look like a happy meal, cause I’m gonna make you come with a toy inside.
(Please don’t block me)
Mate I have just legit shot tea out my nose onto my phone screen. Most laughs I’ve had in the forum for ages.
Missy, right? What happened to the insanity?! This place was the best part of the whole shitshow. Like, everyone is so stuck up their ass now that I’m afraid to rip a fart joke. (Laugh you bitches)
But hey….
You look like a happy meal, cause I’m gonna make you come with a toy inside.
(Please don’t block me)
Northern_Soul
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Betty said:
Missy, right? What happened to the insanity?! This place was the best part of the whole shitshow. Like, everyone is so stuck up their ass now that I’m afraid to rip a fart joke. (Laugh you bitches)
But hey….
You look like a happy meal, cause I’m gonna make you come with a toy inside.
(Please don’t block me)
Preach, gurl. Preach.
How about … if you were a transformer you’d be OPTIMUS FINE
Missy, right? What happened to the insanity?! This place was the best part of the whole shitshow. Like, everyone is so stuck up their ass now that I’m afraid to rip a fart joke. (Laugh you bitches)
But hey….
You look like a happy meal, cause I’m gonna make you come with a toy inside.
(Please don’t block me)
Preach, gurl. Preach.
How about … if you were a transformer you’d be OPTIMUS FINE
_feral
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i had a dude on the taimi app that opened up with
"you look a little constipated can i push your stool in?"
"you look a little constipated can i push your stool in?"
Betty
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Anonymous
Man walks up to a woman vigorously rubbing his face and cheeks with a napkin looks over says
Just being a gentleman and cleaning your seat for you love
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Hey girl… are you a beaver? Because DAMN.
Anonymous
I haven’t laughed so hard at so much stupid in a long time,
Did you know the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?
An Australian kiss goes down unda
Did you know the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?
An Australian kiss goes down unda