Okay, so this thread is like a bloody drug, I'll write you an avatar story!
Trigger warning: Amazing, Diva, Queen, Clown face photocopy image... "Run"
There was this fucker, from Africa. Who arrived in international waters after sailing a dial up modem, that sounded like a rat squealing in a trap. On arrival in an underground movement, he found that in his haste to catch a large box Commodore 64; he had left his wallet on the seat of the keyboard. The conundrum was he had zero tokens to put in the electric meter.
With his dark, half light avatar, he named himself "AliP". Pronounced "Ali Pee". He had not expected the entire international community would have no idea, who the famous super rapper, rock star extraordinaire Ali G ( Pronounced Ali Gee) was. Leading to ending his life as Mr. A Lip in the historical year of 2011.
The fucker gained access to electricity and lit his room! As light hit the black paint of his walls some reflection caused a beautiful collage
. That mosaiced, prism effect was such a wonder, that he kept it as a background for all to see! (Sometimes it only comes out when eating those things from the garden, you cook with vegetables and rhymes with tombs or mooms and rooms.)
Fortunately, as revolutions go, he upgraded to a modem that required no dial up and bought a faster mode of transport to celebrate. The new faster legs was called a intel 586, while the modem now boasted ADSL. What an amazing achievement! Even if the fucker, had no fucking clue what ADSL was or why it was so fast. It was like owning a 2012 Chevy, high on alliteration. This speed enabled him to photocopy his diva, queen, clown's face and stick it to the black wall with chewing gum! Oh how amazing a revolution! Indeed so impressed at the revolution, he had the name on his birth certificate changed and was baptized "RevolutionAl". It was a magnificent day, with tea, coffee, beer and face paint!
Some years past, where new modes of transport such as Pentium chips and LTE ( still no idea) then 3G's (at least that sounds faster) were invented. It was at this time, he found out he had a stalker, oh the perfect fucken stalker, she was indeed so beautiful that RevolutionAl stole a black rose from her Pixel Art garden and grew it against his beautiful black wall. So impressed was she, that she wore a "Ali G" bikini and the two married, during a world wide lock your self up in prison moment. A DU match made in heaven.
He was so intent on finding out if the Trump of Donald Duck was stoopid, he bought a new mode of transport, with 5 Pentium thingies that was 5 G's faster than any fucking previous invention, yet. So he could now take a color copy of his wedding face and stick it to the wall of his amazing prism light with "cut and paste" - super technology only found in a new world called Canva (invented in 2022- the same year he threw away his old worn box school brief case. )
This my fellow friends, is why in any forth coming great party hat dates, you'll see the beautiful pixel art rose and the diva, queen, clown if you press on the amazing color copy wedding face of the author of - "Of Clowns And Black Roses".
Thank you for asking about an entire life and the artist formally known as prince dumb fuck!