Ooh! I did A level maths! I can't actually remember why now.
Lots of strange stuff. Once I was walking along in the dark and someone dressed up as The Scream jumped out of a bus shelter making noises, and terrified me. I shrieked and he said, "Oh sorry. I didn't mean to scare you!"
Another time, a child at work said, "You match your car today!" Car is burgundy. I was wearing white, and have yet to figure out what she meant.
Also, someone I knew through music exam stuff said, "I must ring you. I need to ask you about something." I spent a week worrying about what it could be that he didn't want to mention in front of other people. I was wondering if someone had made a complaint or something. When the call finally came, it was to ask me, "Did you know there's a BT broadband box next to your garden gate?" Erm.
Were you good, bad or hopeless at school PE?