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Feeeeeeeed me, Seymour!

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A reminder as to why I haven't touched Yahoo in 15+ years.

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Siri ... Pelaton ... Google ... whoever, why the $@#% are you showing me this?

Ahavati
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Typical man; doesn't put the lid down.

JohnnyBlaze
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Ahavati said:Typical man; doesn't put the lid down.

LMFAO!I hadn't even noticed that!

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because there is no global warming if the country use to be Green.


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Can cats really eat ham?
You bet your ass they can!
No kidding around, I am

Especially from a tin can!
The word "can't"s
not in their vocabulary
Seriously!

With one exception: that Cat
sporting a red Bough
and a silly, tall Hat
running amok wherever he is at

though without any pants
covering up his harry Cat legs
---he dislikes his canned ham
with green eggs



Ahavati
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LOL!

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Keep a tight grip on your French fries as you dash for the car.

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Don't stop there - SHUT ALL OF YAHOO DOWN.

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I don't know why it is so funny when someone mentions Uranus . . .

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When there isn't anything about Trump to report . . . there's always condiments.

Ahavati
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I. can't. even.

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We interrupt this thread to bring you an actual news story, and one to take seriously at that.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/10/brooklyn-woman-gets-covid-3-weeks-after-johnson-johnson-vaccine/

Allen’s case is rare, experts say, but not unheard of.

“The vaccine does not necessarily prevent you from getting COVID. It prevents you from being hospitalized or dying from it,” Dr. Kris Bungay, a Manhattan primary care physician, told The Post. That is why we all still have to be careful.


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They could have saved $464 million by hiring the Russians to film it.

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"when I was young,
I wore a wind-up timex on my wrist"

WELL, I WORE A ROLEX

" I put a little sticker of bugs bunny on the glass. how about you?

NOT ON MY WATCH

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