Yes, i became a real sailor after doing things to an enormous skate
Have you ever been a sailor?
My parents coerced me to join the Sea Cadets https://www.seacadets.org/
while i was attending high school. Every weekend i had to wake super early to take the bus to Treasure Island, San Francisco, California, so i could be there for morning muster. So i was a sailor - sort of, right? During the summer i went on cruises on real US Naval ships and did the duties of a sailor -- even suffered through real navy boot camp.
Do You know how to tie more than the common knots that landlubbers know?