A Murder of Hornets Too + other crimes against poetry sites
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* Gulp *
Scientists kill 85 "murder hornets" and capture 13 alive: "This is only the start"
"The WSDA is not selling any Asian giant hornet specimens," spokesperson Karla Salp said in response to questions from the public. The captured specimens will be given to various researchers, she said.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/murder-hornets-85-killed-13-captured-alive-washington-state/
Scientists kill 85 "murder hornets" and capture 13 alive: "This is only the start"
"The WSDA is not selling any Asian giant hornet specimens," spokesperson Karla Salp said in response to questions from the public. The captured specimens will be given to various researchers, she said.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/murder-hornets-85-killed-13-captured-alive-washington-state/
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^ She's laughing ... I'm terrified .....
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First murder hornet nest found to have 200 queens capable of spawning new nests
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/nov/10/murder-hornet-nest-queens-washington
When scientists in Washington state destroyed the first nest of so-called murder hornets found in the US, they discovered about 500 live specimens in various stages of development, officials said Tuesday.
Among them were nearly 200 queens that had the potential to start their own nests, said Sven-Erik Spichiger, an entomologist leading the fight to kill the hornets.
“We got there just in the nick of time,” he said.
Still, that didn’t end the threat from the giant insects that can deliver painful, though rarely deadly, stings to people and wipe out entire hives of honeybees.
Scientists think other nests already exist and say it’s impossible to know if any queens escaped before the first nest was destroyed.
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Well, if your'e going to be a murderous insect, might as well go all out. . .
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Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut Pr. < ;.p 3
Ahavati
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I obviously don't understand * hip-speak *. I hear it's all the rage, though.
arortiz73
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Dear Ahavati,
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and a epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and a epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
arortiz73
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JohnnyBlaze said:
Maybe he spilt soda on his keyboard and that's the result of being electrocuted ..?
Nope.
Dear JB,
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and an epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
(Edit: "n" added for grammar and to be more nasally.)
Maybe he spilt soda on his keyboard and that's the result of being electrocuted ..?
Nope.
Dear JB,
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and an epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
(Edit: "n" added for grammar and to be more nasally.)
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arortiz73 said:Dear Ahavati,
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and a epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
FAHHH.bulous!
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and a epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
FAHHH.bulous!
arortiz73
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Nope.
Dear JB,
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and an epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
(Edit: "n" added for grammar and to be more nasally.)
Dear JB,
"Hip-Speak" is kind of like peak-hops mid-season.
'Yields a simple concoction (Vonnegut would agree),
you just swap-in your E, I, O in place of yeast,
and ofally farm-fresh to market it goes!
In a wort, it's all the buzz, 'cause
what it does is attract the flies and bees,
and an epi-pen of allergies. "O^*%I_^E*"
Murdered Vonnegut just sneezed,
"Salut!" Kurt, go blow your nose!
- Buzzz-Killgore Hornegut PR
(Hip-Speak Public Relations) < ;.p 3
(Edit: "n" added for grammar and to be more nasally.)
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"Hip - Speak" : Weird Human Body Language = 1008
Yes , Yes It Is...
Yes , Yes It Is...
arortiz73
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Hahaha! Now we're passing the beef! B💨🌈😈
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