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Blackwolf said:

Ah , The Sting Of The Word , Unheard

Not A Buzz Yet A Drone , Woven In Wings

In Rapt Attack Not Content To Leave Alone ,

So Hive Mind Killing Things Death Is Slyly Sown !


We should save this for the Soundtrack. 🎹🎤

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LOL!

Foiled Again: Murder Hornet Eludes Washington State Scientists

"It actually flies a lot faster than we can run through 10-foot-high blackberry hedges, so it out-flew us," Sven-Erik Spichiger, the chief entomologist for Washington state's Department of Agriculture, told NPR's Weekend Edition.



https://www.npr.org/2020/10/17/924868572/scientists-pursuit-of-the-asian-murder-hornet-suffers-blow

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Ahavati said:LOL!

Foiled Again: Murder Hornet Eludes Washington State Scientists





https://www.npr.org/2020/10/17/924868572/scientists-pursuit-of-the-asian-murder-hornet-suffers-blow


LMAO!

What they need to do is build a Murder Hornet Drone not only equipped with survellaince mic and cameras, but also gives off pheremones or whatever so that they try mating with it.

And then we can also watch Porn Hornets Compilation #69 on the Nature Channel.

p.s. that is a kick ass photo.

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I can't believe they didn't anticipate it would actually fly through bushes. No; wait. I can't believe they actually ran after it! Why didn't they use a drone to track it?!

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Ahavati said:I can't believe they didn't anticipate it would actually fly through bushes. No; wait. I can't believe they actually ran after it! Why didn't they use a drone to track it?!

Right? What a bunch of newbs. Did they not learn ANYTHING after we were invaded by the Japanese Lady Beetle or the Emerald Ash Borer?!

I'm certain as large as they are, Google Earth could track them.

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Skin creatures
the incessant
crawling . Biting.


Take a morning cup of Joe,
dip a sponge in it,
Scrub.

microscopic creepy crawlies,
a veritable bath in expresso,
overdosing their nerve cells,
On caffeine





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THE DUNG BEETLE

the dung beetle
reminds me of a line
from Good Morning
Vietnam


[quote]It's a huge shit sandwich
and we're all going to have
to take a bite
:
Yummy

It is served to dung beetles
in  vegetarian meatballs
with an elephant-pee-king sauce
Fascinating

Having said that I once got
food poisoning from a MacDonalds
it ironically tasted like shit
question?

Do Dung beetles,
given their regular diet,
ever get food poisoning
from its shit sandwich?


WHAT ARE THEY LIKE?

What is the human equivalent of a dung beetle?
and what skills and jobs seem so similar
Politicians, lawyers, journalists, accountants,
doctors, Judges, CEO's, Union Leaders, many
current political protest groups and Vegans
pretty much are all full of shit
a full of shit dung beetle
is a happy dung beetle

People on minimum wage employment
normally have to put up daily, with shit
Nursing staff and carers
know all about rolling up shit
News providers roll around in shit
athletes collect round shit as medals
lots of ballplayers are shit at it

The elephants in the room
are the providers of a lot of shit
and the expect us to just eat it
officials from the W.H.O, the C.D.C
The F.B.I, The C.I.A, Tobacco Companies
The Food and Drug Administration,
Big Pharma, Silicon Valley, writers,
Poets, Political Punsters, funsters
Prankers, Wankers, Plankers, Rankers
the shit providers list is endless
so in short most of us
are like dung beetles

A final comparison
The Webmiss and the MODs
working for The Deep Underground[/u]
The Webmiss, in the main, sorts out the shit
MODs daily have to put up with the shit
sandwiches and they are volunteers



(c) David Macleod






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JohnnyBlaze said:

Right? What a bunch of newbs. Did they not learn ANYTHING after we were invaded by the Japanese Lady Beetle or the Emerald Ash Borer?!

I'm certain as large as they are, Google Earth could track them.


I'm still trying to envision grown-ass adults chasing after a murder hornet; or, any hornet, for that matter . . .i just can't. What did they do?

"Okay. . .we're releasing now. . .get ready. . .RUN! Don't lose it! Shit! BlackBerry bush! "

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Ahavati said:

I'm still trying to envision grown-ass adults chasing after a murder hornet; or, any hornet, for that matter . . .i just can't. What did they do?

"Okay. . .we're releasing now. . .get ready. . .RUN! Don't lose it! Shit! BlackBerry bush! "


I wouldn't for sure. They look terrifying. It took me 40 years not to freak out over most spiders. And I trust nothing that can outrun me.


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Ahavati said:LOL! It's an international search! Here is the video!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=murder+hornet+latest+news&docid=13828087746144&mid=FE6AE02CF3AA20359E0EFE6AE02CF3AA20359E0E&view=detail&FORM=VIRE


OMG This is getting out of hand. I think we need a bigger boat.

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Ahavati said:OMG! Here are the scientists actually attempting to track it!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=murder+hornet+latest+news&&view=detail&mid=43B67F42389032F9D03943B67F42389032F9D039&rvsmid=FE6AE02CF3AA20359E0EFE6AE02CF3AA20359E0E&FORM=VDRVRV


Oh, fuck! That's terrifying! I did not want to see a video of a live one.

I'm going to have nightmares now.

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I sense a NaPo theme in the making here.

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brokentitanium said:I sense a NaPo theme in the making here.

Bwahahahahaha! We're about to crank the group back up, BT! You never know!

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