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No topic (Part III) -- How are you? <3

poet Anonymous

Be safe, like Tarzan, Jane and baby Zantar

poet Anonymous

She came perfectly wrapped
The look of her made my mouth water
The perfect buns, it was amazing
says to microwave the burger
but I think Iím going to gorilla

Phantom2426
Phantom2426
Francisco J Vera
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The perfect buns
Are big becauseI like
Big Butts I cannot lie
They are squeezable
Nice and firm to grab

poet Anonymous

Theyíd be surprised
but Iím not always set out to put
a sarcastic spin on everything
but welcome to that newbie;
Theyíre just words, I love you and donít get annoyed
I neither meant the opposite

The words ďI worshipped boobsĒ
arenít anymore going to be on my gravestone
thinking now for just a straight ďShul-up!Ē

poet Anonymous

Bubbles appear at the top of a cup of tea or coffee? Itís called money bubbles, and youíre guarantee to not get any of that, like sharing certain photos that claim untold wealth all across Facebook. Stir every cup slower next time.

People who want to keep the roads safe, do share photos of what the new speeding vans look like, so they can slow down right before passing, and then carry on speeding like the law abiding citizen they are.

Still no dead people in car accidents on alcohol bottles, and disgusting pictures remain on tobacco products.

Age is just a number but slow old people will get on your nerves when youíre in a rush.

Every cliche quote has been made fun of.

I have annoyed my Mum, by refusing to take in complete junk just to fill the room up. This isnít the 60ís with uncoordinated colouring and people with no style.


poet Anonymous

Bump, bump, bump it up.
Love, love, love the stuff.
Hate, punch, kick a door.
Slate, grunt, hit some more.

poet Anonymous

Phantom2426 said:The perfect buns
Are big becauseI like
Big Butts I cannot lie
They are squeezable
Nice and firm to grab


Not all. Some are so big, itís like grabbing a block of lard. Just complete horrible.

poet Anonymous

To a fly, I gave a clap
no shame
I beat the wind
and caught it between my hands

poet Anonymous

That DU member Daniel, Iíll never forget.
Every time I watch Dawn of the Dead, and see Anna push that man away from the car trying to get in, Iíll always think of him. Donít know why. Must be the beard.

poet Anonymous


Same (blank) Christmas card from The Salvation Army as last year. Think Iíll write in this one and send it back, for them to give to someone. Wrote in the last one for Tyler.

No envelopes with a blue second-class stamp printed on it, for me to use for my Ghostly Bible. Not good enough. And as Iíve said before, all the money Royal Mail make, they can at least print a first-class stamp on the envelope. Cheap skates.

poet Anonymous

My brothers birthday today; think heís 28. Or having the mind of a 10 year old, heís 10. Donít know. Never was good at Maths.

poet Anonymous

Look at me and shout ďThatís him yo! The one who raps for the old people at bingo!Ē
Living life to the fullest
screaming fuck the wanksters in prison, sit Ďem down
My style is different
theyíd be the first to punch me in the mouth
See a females cleavage and a tongue sticking out
Whatís the first thing you thinking of doing?
Donít be a dick and get yours out
I do believe I am not stupid

poet Anonymous

Speak your truth as we all do
I donít get politics like yawning big
so your plan to change the world wonít fall through
first you suck off a tramp for a quid

poet Anonymous

I flicked her bean
taunting for me to eat it
but I put it back in the tin
and threw it in the bin

poet Anonymous

Itís not a conversation one should have with his son
like how can he be sure
with all the blunt objects laying around the house
that heís going to be one to pop her cherry?
Iím more interested in my cat and mouse story: Ron and Terry

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