My butt. It would be in small print, and would read: "if you can read this, buddy, you might as well give me a reach-around."
Make love to 10 stunningly beautiful men and/or women (your choice), 1 of whom has syphilis, or 1 beautiful man/woman who has it?
1 beautiful healthy woman.
Would you rather go out with a naughty woman or a nice woman?