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Ahavati
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JohnnyBlaze said:Lucked onto a complete set of The Hunger Games DVDs for $7.98. Halfway through it now after a long couple of days tending to the health of a special needs cat and her kittens.

Wow! Flashback! I am happy that things are hopefully returning to normal. xo

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I need to walk cash machine

roll a

you can the sentence without me putting in certain words

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I can’t find that Jeremy Kyle video anymore. Nearly all have gone.
I wanted to see that man walked out on his ex, shake his hands near his head like “Ya twisted man! Proper twisted!” lol

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Ahavati said:

Wow! Flashback! I am happy that things are hopefully returning to normal. xo


I know, right? It's only been like 2 years since you recommended the movies. I've kept my eye out for them ever since.

Although I have to wonder how an entire city of disgusting narcissists and sociopaths was able to survive for 75+ years without killing each other off and leaving the Earth for the meek to inherit LOL.

Yep, so far Kitty seems to be on the mend and is feeding her babies. I just may be able to finally crash on the couch and take care off myself for a change today. xo

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JohnnyBlaze said:

I know, right? It's only been like 2 years since you recommended the movies. I've kept my eye out for them ever since.

Although I have to wonder how an entire city of disgusting narcissists and sociopaths was able to survive for 75+ years without killing each other off and leaving the Earth for the meek to inherit LOL.

Yep, so far Kitty seems to be on the mend and is feeding her babies. I just may be able to finally crash on the couch and take care off myself for a change today. xo


They obviously re-elected Donald Sutherland!

Good thing the US just avoided that mistake!

Glad you get to rest today!

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They obviously re-elected Donald Sutherland!

Good thing the US just avoided that mistake!

Glad you get to rest today!


LOL!

And it has been a very restful day so far. 😌 I just knocked my entry out of the park for your Thanksgiving comp!

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/11661/

Gonna let it slow broil in da oven until Tofurkey day.  

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JohnnyBlaze said:

LOL!

And it has been a very restful day so far. 😌 I just knocked my entry out of the park for your Thanksgiving comp!

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/11661/

Gonna let it slow broil in da oven until Tofurkey day.  


o O can't wait to read. I've been feeling the * gratitude * theme heavily this week, so wanted to start that comp as one measure of expression. Ironically enough, I haven't received direction on an entry. I feel it brewing, but it hasn't started boiling yet!

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o O can't wait to read. I've been feeling the * gratitude * theme heavily this week, so wanted to start that comp as one measure of expression. Ironically enough, I haven't received direction on an entry. I feel it brewing, but it hasn't started boiling yet!


And of course, its deadline is about when our CCComps for November expire! LOL You are just a glutton for punishment!

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JohnnyBlaze said:

And of course, its deadline is about when our CCComps for November expire! LOL You are just a glutton for punishment!


Ha! This one is NOTHING compared to the CCC's! No critiques involved! Gratitude is an expression without limitations ( well, except for limit, and. . .new poem, of course. . .also, positive content, and, maybe. . . )

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Ha! This one is NOTHING compared to the CCC's! No critiques involved! Gratitude is an expression without limitations ( well, except for limit, and. . .new poem, of course. . .also, positive content, and, maybe. . . )


LOL You're hip deep in the cranberry sauce now.

Dang, I think I need a nap after all this morning's writing 😴 Zzzzzzzz

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Her memory was bad.
On film thought she really smashed the glass on the clock.
reminded her it was
just a spanner in a green suit
that was thrown lol

was so funny lol

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LOL You're hip deep in the cranberry sauce now.

Dang, I think I need a nap after all this morning's writing 😴 Zzzzzzzz


Just finishing up the 2021 NaPo Banner for Webmiss and getting ready for the influx of new groupies.

Hear that, new groupies? You're about to be teleported into the Twillight Zone.

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Why am I going to give a shit?
It will only make people’s hand stink
everyone keep giving yours also to the toilet

I’m back from the shop
I’d love to type what I saw on the way
but not doing so
makes it funny

poet Anonymous

Before the Dawn of the Dead movie starts, the “get down with the fucking sickness”
yeah, while that’s playing, I pretend my remote control is a guitar

poet Anonymous

To celebrities I’ve shouted “Tah! Tah!”
as I’ve jumped on the back of a grandpa
He yells “What you doing?!”
I say, I didn’t want to catch a bus
and wanted to enjoy
the scenery on a nice slow coach
He said “Ooo, get the fuck off and with sarcasm I’ll get you.”
I said go ahead, I’ll put my trainers
on a turtle
and they’d still reach me faster than you

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