Didn’t know this existed...a small hobby of mine to dream up slightly off kilter conspiracy theories...
Seatbelts were are a ploy by big pharma to make you a patient, not a cadaver.
The government is funding all the movies about aliens over the years to get us used to the idea before they bring out the ones they already have.
Dogs have been modifying us for generations, to provide for them (this is provable)
Starlink is the start of a true planetary AI consciousness, and neurallink is how we will be plugged in (also provable)
Dolphins have been trained to scan yachts for drugs, that’s why they always play in front of the boat when come in from offshore.
Russia has been using nuclear subs under the arctic sea ice to speed up the opening of the northwest passage. Putin has as much as said this.
Coffee is getting stronger every year so that the government can use it as a mass control device. When you want the population to rise up in outrage at some drama you have created you drop the caffeine content by 50% and watch the world burn.
The entire ocean ecosystem is nearing collapse, and coupled with changes in ocean currents will lead to starvation and rapid global warming. Governments know this. Provable.
Sugar is a conspiracy by big-undertaker to lower overall average lifespan.
The US and China are both already capable of producing hypersonic warheads, but know that these cannot be defeated by their own weapons systems. They are pouring money in to research on how to defeat, then will immediately deploy the weapon itself. Provable.
The Apollo moon missions were a conspiracy by big golf to advertise the sport to a global audience.