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Corrupt A Nursery Rhyme

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:43am
nikkimoe
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Layla said:Damn Nik you're blowing these N_ Rhymes right outa playpen fo shu!!

Lol 😂😂

Its all grim. 😄

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:44am
Edited: 29th March 2020 00:45am
nikkimoe
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Hilarious 😂😂 a long distance dong

That was in response to Missy.... I dont do this forum stuff so im gonna fuck up once and awhile.

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:45am
poet Anonymous
nikkimoe said:Hilarious 😂😂 a long distance dong

I should think there’s a few who need one of those now the airlines are down.

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:49am
Edited: 29th March 2020 00:50am
nikkimoe
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Miss_Sub said:

I should think there’s a few who need one of those now the airlines are down.

Whats that Leslie Nielson movie where they are wearing full body condoms?
I imagine the new world of hook ups like that 😂

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:50am
poet Anonymous
nikkimoe said:

Whats that Leslie Nielson movie where they are wearing full body condoms?
I imagine the new world of hook up like that 😂

Yass!

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:52am
poet Anonymous
🎵 little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet
alone in self-isolation,
along came a spider
who tap danced beside her
for some fucking variation

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:53am
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 29th March 2020 00:55am
poet Anonymous
#Twinning 👌🏻😂

Posted: 29th March 2020 00:58am
nikkimoe
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In todays society the Meatball song is kinda of a terrorist attack.
😂😂
On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.....
The spit flowed on to the table and some got on the floor, my poor meatball,
i couldn't eat it anymore...

Posted: 29th March 2020 2:00am
poet Anonymous
Brings a whole new meaning to atishoo! Atishoo! We all fall down!

Posted: 29th March 2020 2:01am
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Posted: 29th March 2020 2:05am
nikkimoe
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Drake and bill went up a hill
and took some wonky pills
Darke fell down and Bill
went through his pockets.

Posted: 29th March 2020 2:07am
poet Anonymous
🎵 Song a song of sixpence
a pocket full of rye
no-one in this panic
wants to fucking die

and when all this is over
in the bathroom you will sing
oh, thank the Gods for Andrex
now I can shit out my ring.

Posted: 29th March 2020 2:24am
Kinkpoet
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Layla said:row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily wade
all floating toiletpapers to the sea


Adademics Version:
Propel propel propel your craft
in the liquid solution
emphatically emphatically emphatically
life is but a delusion

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