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Northern_Soul
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
Dangerous Mind
England
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Ö weíre always aware of the problems, mate. Itís like daily tea, biscuit and bitch up in here. 😂

Hi my name is _feral and I am not receiving notifications from Amazon for the tracking number on my new pink message notification hammer for the U.K. click and collect.

_feral
_feral
Fire of Insight
United Kingdom
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hi my name is northern_soul and i don't know how to get a hold of the man in the woods for the first week of displaying the moon on the earth

Northern_Soul
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
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Hi my name is _feral and I was wondering if you had any questions regarding the sun today or can it happily fuckbucket itself to the arse of the moon in Sheffield

brokentitanium
brokentitanium
k.
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Canada
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Hi my name is Northern_Soul and I was just thinking that I should probably be happy eating this whole thing on the internet and get some sleep on the floor with you

Northern_Soul
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
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Hi my name is brokentitanium and I thank you for sharing your thoughts on how to make your chutney in the bath.

brokentitanium
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Hi my name is Northern_Soul and I love you so please communicate with me about the connection between your husband and my mom's parents and their guidelines of education.

Northern_Soul
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
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He works in the education sectorÖ. Thatís kinda funny. 🤣

Hi my name is brokentitanium and I have received a small pink wafer in the post that reminds me of all the things that I am ashamed of.

brokentitanium
brokentitanium
k.
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😳 That really sounds like something I don't need...

Hi my name is Northern_Soul and I know it's impossible for a thousand tongues to sing with a burger patty but I still want to make sure you get your ass back in my prayers tomorrow.

Northern_Soul
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
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Hi my name is brokentitanium and I have received my order for the last jelly baby and a lovely little piece of cake for Jesus.

_feral
_feral
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hi my name is northern_soul and i just got home to the big canvas for the late night shift and i just laid down and everything was fine

Northern_Soul
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-Missy-
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Hi my name is _feral and I have no idea where it would work but Iím totally sure about the new James Bond statue for the flat in the corner of the bath.

_feral
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hi my name is northern_soul and i am inside the internet and it doesn't really look cool but it's okay we'll just see what happens with the other stuff

brokentitanium
brokentitanium
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Hi my name is _feral and I'm sure you can't do that with a wee little thing like that but it's a good idea to find some sort of throwback to your favorite song for the love game.

Northern_Soul
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Hi my name is brokentitanium and I thank you for all of the times that you sent me Mars bars and tubs of prawns in the shower.

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Hi my name is Northern_Soul and I love you for sharing your beauty and a handful of slivered almonds with this nonsense about the world.

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