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brokentitanium
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Northern_Soul said:Ö Iím interested in this religion 😆

Hi my name brokentitanium and I am so happy to be out in the open where the ghost sharks cannot break into other peopleís houses in the cul-de-sac.


Damn ghost sharks... 🦈👻

Hi my name is Northern_Soul and I'm losing my religion to the shit heap of shit that was approved for the first cup of sex with a medical marijuana dealer.

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Ö the fuck are you texting peopleÖ 😂😂

Hi my name is brokentitanium and I have a chorus the size of the side of a piece of bacon I reserved for my Dad and that guy called Peter that we donít talk about.

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... I have no idea.... 😆

Hi my name is Northern_Soul and I have a good time with the family happenings for my research about the photo of a poet who works in the house of my hair cut.

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brokentitanium said:about the photo of a poet who works in the house of my hair cut.

Ö yeah thatíll be _feral. Fighting his way through taming this fkn mess of a mane.

Hi my name is brokentitanium and I have crab cakes that will go off if I donít paint my nails with the utmost urgency.

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Northern_Soul said:

Ö if I donít paint my nails with the utmost urgency.


... said me, NEVER. Keep that nasty shit away from my fingers!

Hi my name is Northern_Soul and apparently you can tell the difference between a person and a handful of slivered almonds with some good points of your beautiful soul mate.

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Ö are you saying my soul mate is nuts? 👀😆

Hi my name is brokentitanium and I have another day in this shit hole that you can take home to mummy.

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ah i missed out

...... please refer to the 10 hour shift my cunty boss made me do. 🤣

hi my name is northern_soul and i am in the pit of the park so i can practice doing the stuff for the late night gods

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You know nothing of the late night Gods. They only speak in Hebrew and Serbian. And a bit of lolcat. Cause all good incantations work better in lolcat.

I can haz spookie deffs for you. And cheezits. Kthx.

Hi my name is _feral and I fart spaghetti through the bathroom window because the vaccination programme is a hoax on Thursdays when they release the sun from her arse.

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.... my phone isn't sorry, it simply knows 😎

in terms of predictive text i think it's boundless when it comes to us two 🤣🤣

hi my name is northern_soul and i want to know how to do that paperwork  to sacrifice your soul for sharing your thoughts on how to make pasta in curry sauce

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Iím not sacrificing my soul for summat you can get for 16p at Lidl, pal. I know Iím cheap, but Jesus.  😂

Hi my name is _feral and I have a lot of coconuts to shell here at the tent of souls before the guests arrive with the hummus and stuff.

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that's quite a fruity party for somebody who's only part time 😂

hi my name is northern_soul and i hope the rain goes smoothly today and we will be back in the green office for a bit of time to think


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Hi my name is _feral and I can get you some money for the people who have been a little busy today but I think it would be better if it doesn't work out we can do it again soon and I will be there in about an hour or so ago but still no power to make sure you are still there for the rest of the day.

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Hi my name is Medinda and I have a great place for reading the books on my phone and I don't think that it would help me see if it looks like a slug or a rocket.

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Hi my name is brokentitanium and I just wanted to say that I am fuming about the situation in my head with the Chinese takeaway and the water duck.

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hi my name is northern_soul and i am requesting that you are aware of the problem that we have been reading through crossed wires



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