Predictive text stories

Hi my name is jacobschex and I have received a message for the new address in the north west coast of Ireland I have never visited.

Hi my name is jacobschex and there is nothing like a good word to fill your boots.

Hi my name is brokentitanium and I have carved a name into the toilet bowl for Santa and his Tory party.

…If you see him, tell him I miss his ass.
Hi my name is Brokentitanium and I have crushed pepper on my left hand salad for the last week of the year.
Hi my name is Brokentitanium and I have crushed pepper on my left hand salad for the last week of the year.

Hi my name is ljdynamic and I have crushed my heart for a few hundred pounds of this land.