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No Topic -- how was your day? <3

poet Anonymous

“No Laughing Matter”


“Ricky, what’s the first thing you think of when someone asks
about the Miss Doubtfire film?”
Broke my bag the bastard line on a zebra crossing
so whoever ________ is
we haven’t took a turn for the worst
because he nearly murdered a worm
I’m just in a graveyard
tapping on my coffin
wondering when they’re gonna tidy this dead man’s flat up
stack some hoarding dusty shoes
and forty crusty spoons
smoking that crack
what damn beat am I listening to?
Willy Shaker, come on, someone must have seen him
has he sneaked into the room?
Row-in, that’s it son, gently down the stream
merrily merrily, ya getting me? I’m Rowin Atkinson


# Loving that’s there more wind today

Authors Note:
Someone’s got a lot of explaining to do. I’ll be back interrogating myself.

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Have a great afternoon. Everyone enjoy yourselves and be very safe and do something really freaking crazy.

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Phantom2426 said:Have a great afternoon. Everyone enjoy yourselves and be very safe and do something really freaking crazy.


{love Your relax way Phantom, .. You're fresh air to me sometimes}

our little family here,  .. on our distance star (DUGP), ..
..  light in the darkness

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annihilateme said:


{love Your relax way Phantom, .. You're fresh air to me sometimes}

our little family here,  .. on our distance star (DUGP), ..
..  light in the darkness



Me too phantom You are a bright light
This place that allows me to feel like shit to beat myself up if i want to is hard to find i found it here

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Valeriyabeyond said:


Me too phantom You are a bright light
This place that allows me to feel like shit to beat myself up if i want to is hard to find i found it here


Yeah, .. Val, .. we're alchemist, ..  we turn pain into gold
perhaps, maybe,
.. and You my wicked sister,
.. with Your a heart of gold


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Having a great night.  My mind is in the gutter.  Everyone have a great night or day and be safe out there.  Everyone do something crazy for yourselves.  I am also here to make the women melt like butter,  Lol.

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Phantom2426 said:Having a great night.  My mind is in the gutter.  Everyone have a great night or day and be safe out there.  Everyone do something crazy for yourselves.  I am also here to make the women melt like butter,  Lol.


HA ha yes baby like Butta

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Valeriyabeyond said:


HA ha yes baby like Butta


Thank you my poetry queen for make laugh.  Everyone have a great night or day and do some crazy.

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Have you ever seen or heard of this word Beeves?

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Valeriyabeyond said:Have you ever seen or heard of this word Beeves?

I have, you’ve just wrote it. What do you mean? lol

Have you ever thought that I might share a Ghost Snare poem, sometime in the next hour?

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I actually slept for 10 hours - That's kinda weird

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the5thRiddler said:

I have, you’ve just wrote it. What do you mean? lol

Have you ever thought that I might share a Ghost Snare poem, sometime in the next hour?


Beeves is a plural for beef
I have never heard that before

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👻
“The Ghost Snare: Saturday’s, 23rd May”


The time is now 4:33am
Someone should tell Atkinson
that his poem was no laughing matter
I think he took the graveyard and coffin line from
someone who posted in the eternal darkness thread
Hoarding shoes and spoons
might have been something he saw on YouTube yeah

My heads a little all over the place at the moment
like buying drugs
and not having enthusiasm to spark anything up
Still very much intact
regardless of interpretation of a meltdown
sometimes others too are just a fool spitter
bomb ass prick on a clit ball hitter
You can’t see the stamp mark on some lines over Tyler
but it says
“It’s a marathon, why you faking that the run has come to an end?”

It’s now 7:44am
Said to John “It’s good to see you again”
as he was stood next to Neil
like I left with a twenty-pound note
and now I’m back home
having thrown £13.93 onto my bed
Remember me quoting a Deep Underground Poetry member?
Being anything else but what the person claims
and no one would have known?
Well, I could just be that whale
with every poem titled
“To that ghost throwing plastic, pack it in”

I’m sure there are people that mean it
haven’t yet found a female for Reemiss
but he’s really impressed
with the travelling fairy’s “finding him” piece of work
~~~
Photo: One of 5 weird-connecting-poems.

Only another hour and I’m heading into town. Poundland is back open lol.

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the5thRiddler said:

I have, you’ve just wrote it. What do you mean? lol

Have you ever thought that I might share a Ghost Snare poem, sometime in the next hour?




(ᴛᴡᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ)
k
her
Yank
his Brit
they dance
around
the tides
of time
bitter enemies
and better friends
can’t help
their love
can’t stop
at all
so deep
down
the rabbit hole
two
flamin' souls
so in love
two make
whole
Yeah

(cry’s in the bite - draft) +

ĐłⱤɆ ⱠɆ₲łØ₦
@direlegion
©5/22/20

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Having a great night. Everyone have a great night or day and something do crazy for yourselves.  Be safe out there in the jungle we call the world.

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