you bastards, not one of you are getting ANY pie. :D :D
Back in the day......
my Parents used to tell me
" No Pumpkin Pie for Your is You don't eat Your stuffing. "
I hated both and so, always told them, " OK "
It took many years later before they began to realize maybe i never liked stuffing or Pumpkin pie.
I've had sweet potato pie and NO -- too similar to pumpkin pie and so I'm OK with You giving away my share