Chivalry isn’t as alive as I wish it was, but there are a few fellas out there who still carry the torch. Bitch chivalry, though. I think bitch chivalry is alive and well.
In a battle between a crab with a knife and an octopus with a rolling pin, which would prevail in a fight to the death?a bit like the fight between jaime lannister and euron greyjoy, the octopus will die first (despite its limb-advantage) but the crab will still be mortally wounded, scuttling off to rejoin his shell-mate only to die together under a landslide
a waste of good sea food, if you ask me.
anyone else like eating their shrimp/prawns sans head/legs but still in their shells?