Is it just me or do only the femme poets get their stuff read and lots of comments, likes and adds?
Femme poets aren't the only ones that get attention around here. I for one have to empty my inbox on a daily basis from all the love letters and offers for sex from many of the female members but that's what you get for being not only an incredibly gifted poet but also an all-round sexy beast. Is it just me or do some poets steal others work by changing a few random words, just so they can impress a woman?
Well the solution to this problem is simple. Just make sure that your poems are so shit that no one would ever want to steal them in the first place. That method obviously couldn't work for me because my work is so amazing so I just make mine so extraordinarily original and distinct in style that no one could possibly pass it off as their own. ( I also cut and paste Shakespeare!) Is it just me, or are there trolls among us who like bullying others who speak out by using false accounts to make them try to leave?
I personally run several troll accounts that I use specifically for giving you a hard time that's the sole reason why I signed up here. One of my favorite things to do is read your poems and then think of ways that I can tease you about them....it sure beats checking facebook when I'm sitting on the toilet! Is it just me or do those men follow the most have a picture of their bottom cleavage or stocking tops?
That's the very reason I dont have for my avatar the famous photo of me called 'Rex reclining in a mankini'. It would simply be unfair to all the other members here If I were the one getting all the attention just because of my level of hotness so in the spirit of community cohesion I tone it down. You're welcome DUP! Is it just me or am I the only one who despairs and feels like leaving again?
If it just me, then sorry and I will leave... Again
Oh Boo Hoo don't leave! If you leave then I'll leave which will cause a mass exodus domino effect of everyone pissing off.
Do stay! and read my poems. Study them. Learn from them. Meditate on them..................and perhaps one day, when you are as good as me, you'll get the women chasing you too and offering you airfares so that you can fly to their country for sex.
Nah just kidding.......................
You'll never be as good as me!