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What Is The Best Way To Tell Someone You Like Them

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Maybe SEX Bots is the answer and then
there would be no need for Pornhub or chocolate and flowers  -- eh?  
Or the angst of how to tell someone You like them

http://theconversation.com/sex-robots-are-here-but-laws-arent-keeping-up-with-the-ethical-and-privacy-issues-they-raise-109852

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What Is The Best Way To Tell Someone You Like Them:

send the guy a cute photo of your butt captioned "happy hump day" (should wait until a Wednesday to do this tho)

and if you don't want to be too forward, then say, "Woops, wrong number!"


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Wow what a wonderful weave of feelings. Hoping it works out for both of you!

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Umm said:What Is The Best Way To Tell Someone You Like Them:

send the guy a cute photo of your butt captioned "happy hump day" (should wait until a Wednesday to do this tho)

and if you don't want to be too forward, then say, "Woops, wrong number!"



And should you receive that kind of photo does that require a mutual response - that may be the stuff of nightmares, requiring extra therapy

ok I have to ask? why Wednesday?

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Hi I need to ask u a question, first of all my name is buzz I wud like to kno wat it wud take to like u? Make sure u practice this in the mirror, flow= confidence= strength, always be prepared for a question any question being prepared= being in charge,

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0-100takeflight said:Hi I need to ask u a question, first of all my name is buzz I wud like to kno wat it wud take to like u?

Eee, about 3 grand in used notes, shares in PG Tips and a penis that shoots chocolate minstrels. Will substitute for Rolos if I have too.

0-100takeflight said:always be prepared for a question any question

Yes, in a fight between a crab with a knife and an octopus with a rolling pin, who would win in a fight to the death in the middle of a sushi bar?

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0-100takeflight said:Hi I need to ask u a question, first of all my name is buzz I wud like to kno wat it wud take to like u? Make sure u practice this in the mirror, flow= confidence= strength, always be prepared for a question any question being prepared= being in charge,

No! Sorry! Your name is not "Buzz" at least not your real name. Maybe King or Queen sarcasm could be a good name or maybe something original without using a VPN.

the start  and the ends are typed in relatively good English (passable)  but and I quote "I wud like to kno wat it wud take to like u?"  Appeers to be a pretence typing out of charachter.

SCHOOL REPORT: Could do better!

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FYI, Macleod’s about £4.99. You get more for your money, honey. 😂

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hey it's £5.00 and no a penny less - the next time I will charge you twice

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Oh ok. We’ll call it a tip for the charity of your choice. 😎

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no, you choose the one that refused your donations

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Barnardos never did write to thank me for that crate of bananas I dropped off on Thursday. Sycophants.

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Yeah Barnardo's have always been dodgy

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This is a basic format the diction is up to the sponsor, no gender

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