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It appears I left my comment
in the wrong thread
but no matter
I still laughed at an old lady
swinging a dildo like a gunner
and yet another mistake thinking
I’d have shoved it in her mouth after her ass
because am I her husband?

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Let us learn from one another
That we’re only using that amount of our brains
so who here is guilty of
having 20% off the top of their dome?
Amelia Dyer was far more brutal than Jack the Ripper, is right
because there’s reason to cry for a dead infant
not a prostitute that was already dead on the inside

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Tired of hearing it
and tired of writing it
I make references to old work
DU mostly gets the trash
and I don’t need anyone to point
out where I went wrong
because I can give an example
Like why would the blocking of my
senses with cannabis be “not my problem”?

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Never wanted to wake up in 2017
but God be laughing at
“for the moment, you’re staying put”
To still wonder why at times
others don’t really hate their look
Not sure why a non hater would be hating I’m riding a unicorn too
it’s like your my saddles
But if not, I’m off my high horse
just as soon as the world sees you juggling four pineapples

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“Welcome to Earth
It is run mostly by queers and pedophiles
It’s a joke nowadays to be straight
It’s fine to have several personalities
and bully whoever the fuck you want
because you don’t have to take
responsibility for someone you don’t know.”
Is there any good news on the radio?

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I’m not gonna not be real
and give it to them straight
I’ll never like transgenders
it’s like run from me, that also what you don’t understand and judge

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Born to see things differently
Have said, for me, there’s no suicide
because I can’t take something that isn’t mine
which is “my” life?
So I’m annoyed being kept against my will
I’m in the wrong one
can a transgender bender put me in another world?
I’ve compassion sure
because I admire a certain woman
although I don’t see why she respects one little girl

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You already know where I got
my other name from
You know, that “Reemiss” for every
one of their insults
but that don’t mean you’re me
so quit twisting yourself up
No wonder old people do a lot of sleeping
Seen everything before
and there really is no point to make
That’s why they’d really agree of
myself having a joint is great
because that’s making me feel more relaxed
than the shit I’m seeing and reading

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Aktar really should get back into making tracks
because the “Dean Deary Diss”
was epic
The memories of getting out lines
while trying not to laugh
“How’d you let your partner know you’re secretly bisexual
and for balls she has a bigger pair?
Simple, because when you’re licking her out
You’ve no doubt got your naked ass full on in the air.”
Think my sister should drink more alcohol
because she seems to get more confident
at telling her baby-father
what she really thinks of him
instead of letting the fat wanker
steal her moves of dancing
being hunched over
having one leg swinging from right to left
I’ve still got feet like Chris Brown
just never actually slid to any side
and slapped Seden on her stomach
but that still has a lot of wobble
Who can tell me why she blocked me?
Because I now can’t ask
“What seems to be your boggle?”
Never threw me through any glass or kicked my ass?
I MUST BE THE DEMOLITION MAN!

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Beside me, in her dreams
I put a hand on Anna’s face
and blew a kiss at Devlin as
she walked away
Guess she’s not ready to accept truth
while someone who doesn’t know herself
will say I’m lying
But I can also be a top tier lyricist
over that deep thinking
Hearing his lines of sending an axe at you
if you insist on an accent
Now if they get it and have him praised
Where was mine over saying
“Myself and Marshall don’t have quite the same losers rush
Wanting to put me on that shelf
and he could if he didn’t screw it up.”

I can stick to a particular subject
but it’s more fun being random
Was in bed last night thinking about the Saw films
John Kramer’s way of doing things never worked
because he shouldn’t have saved his doctor
having failed his test
And he told Agent Prez that her work colleague would kill an innocent man
But who slit Jigsaws throat on the hospital bed?
Pretty sure Jigsaw also made clear
that he despises murderers

I hate over thinking

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“A Jigsaw Piece: The More Please Scrap Note.”


Someone shouted for security
and had Jessica threw to the ground
because she did shout
“Trump is someone they don’t like now
because he’s proud to let people know
Democrats and Republicans are both working to
have American burnt from the inside out!”
She was told to speak to Claire
because she had been missing from the hotel for days
and didn’t show up for work
as they were leaving the room
Now when I eventually started my speech
and started talking about
old men being no fun and telling others to grow up
Carrie Gary arose with a raised middle finger saying
“Still a man with no off-spring faggot
who are you to say what is cool?!”
“Fucking fool...” said shortly after by Paul, shaking his head
waving his notepad at her as if
to tell her to sit back down in her seat

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I tried my hardest not to get involved
but that’s wat luv is
Amount of multi syllables in that reply
and it all does rhyme
Does matter for my ridalls that they aren’t quoting
Real lyricists notice they’re chickens
continue to cluck with each other
because with that response
I can’t actually be roasted
Not that I’m planning to get anywhere with music
but who’d you study
when putting real effort in?
The biggest artist of the 21st century
or them that aren’t receiving a cheque?
I see Royce has made an 18 minute video
telling Lord Jamar
he doesn’t care about his opinions
I love seeing idiots in that position

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What you spew
rotten food
so fly we call you a gnat
Parachute
have not dude
ripped wings you’re all in to crash

# a rhyme style inspired by another DU member
and she’s a female, so this isn’t aimed at her or anyone

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I remember clashing with a
ginger Australian soldier
who loved to watch Home and Away
So much that he never actually proved
he was in the army
probably was just walking round with stolen valour
Yet another brat who couldn’t grow up
and attacked me lyrically with a free verse
because that’s more skill
in getting your point across
I may stick with that
and not give a fuck

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The “Reemiss” in capitals
Wasn’t me that suggested I turn the second E around
They said it isn’t at all copying you know who
as it was first flipped upside down
and then turned around
I said, “but the outcome is still the same
doesn’t matter what happened in-between”

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