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ďA Jigsaw Piece: WTF momentĒ

Iíve not at all entered her head yet
I havenít from anyone had any death threats
Told the fourth riddler ďYouíre gonna lose your Anna.Ē
Teeth like a bruised banana
A small dick remark
thatís remembering itís the same size as her dads
but letís not lie to each other
so Iíll admit, this piece is seriously lacking facts
Coffee is not drunk by those
trying to be black
I canít and you can really rap
so thereís my honest feedback
and Iíll live just as soon as I get a
ďthug lifeĒ tattoo on my stomach and call myself tea pack

Carpe_Noctem
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Alone
in stunning monochrome
Cracked kaleidoscopic tear drops
painted rainbow butterfly
fly
Away with the summer sun
snow melts afterall
Those trees have long since fallen
who will remember then?

the5thRiddler
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ďA Jigsaw Piece: Two In a BillionĒ

Wish I could tell people something they didnít already know
ďJust hurry up and kill yourself then, moron!Ē
Thatís shouted to anyone
telling others why theyíre worrying about what others do
My question is: why the bitch give such a long response?
Itís like old men still producing senile prophets in his sentences
Think we know by now
that getting to that age, there is no point they can make
that a child isnít already doing
And a problem with me
is myself seeing through oneís bullshit
so thatís whinging because Iím not someone you can befriend
Iím only on DU for Devlinís and Crimsinís poetry
For them, I do have huge respect

the5thRiddler
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ďA Jigsaw Piece: Not Writing This DownĒ

Why some get scared to get close to women
Her asshole stinks
Her pussy stinks
Her breath stinks
She has bogies and ear wax
so she isnít threatening by being perfect
because she has one tit bigger than the other

Canít send David Cameron an email
ďHow many other dodgy Daves live on this island?Ē
Pissed off a schizophrenia just by holding up my thumb
because I unintentionally found out
he was maturbating over the information
of Amelia Dyer
And thatís a Victorian Britain serial killer
for any uneducated narcissist
hoping I slipped and put forth some shit about a no one on a website
Iíve crushed every asshole and
every bitch-ass cunt who wrongly
attacked me than spouted shit about
everyone being toxic
so thereís no one left to
getting laughed at fool
with that online trophy in a real rap battle

Should have threw stones
and swung sticks
instead of patiently waiting for a brave
competitor
because instead of being subliminal
theyíre still not being true
Iím all for writing a short story thatís fictional
and include peopleís poem titles
But didnít you realise Iím as bad a poet
you just never at the end told them
that what you wrote isnít true
and really believed it

the5thRiddler
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ďA Jigsaw Piece: For an underlined baby word motherĒ

What is there to ask you?
I see your back garden is still a shit hole
not even safe for a dog to pass through
and youíd have better luck claiming his soul
I mean, whoever youíre with fatty
because youíve no control here
not even with little Tyler in your possession
Ainít no one worrying about you cheating
because youíre either with
my sisters sloppy seconds
or chasing down men on dating websites
not wanting to marry a tree-trunk leg ho
like yourself that gives it up so easily
Scott ainít done had his willy wet in years
so you never know
down a few beers for the fat gimp
to become attractive and have some bomb sex, over-weight amateurs
Putting your mother and aunt in their grave
faster than they can ask
whether Iíve been in touch
Send them this cunt

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A Jigsaw Piece: Demons ScatterĒ

Itís a fact
my baby-motherís Pap
tried drowning one of his girls
so he should now just hurry up
and die from the cancer
Should have saved the saliva for his wifeís grave
because itís obviously not explosive
when it lands on my armour

the5thRiddler
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ďA Jigsaw Piece: Youíre Neither My DadĒ


To hear about Simonís achievements
Thatís hearing him have so much
passion when he talks about
physically damaging someone
And runs for me if Iím seen on the street
because he knows Iím not as mentally
weak as my brother and sister
and did respond to
the animal porn lovers accusations
Letís just reminisce on the past
Like youíre in a social services meeting
for you and your partner neglecting your children
but nah, not at all, you didnít look like a total idiot
spending all night on writing
and printing out them statements
for everyone sitting around the table
I mean, look at this fake writer as you claim but
having more material than you could produce
and they might have taken you more seriously
if your self righteous narcissistic self
didnít put ďlol :)Ē at the end of nearly every paragraph
On the white board
ďOnly positive factor: Ricky being in the flatĒ
Heís squeezed Samantha by the side of her head
and picked her up like it
also having dragged her out by her hair
to have her thrown on her bed
because she wouldnít listen
to someone whoís hardly around
Of course you wasnít with my sister for her money
You just bought a wide screen tv off her
for less than half of what she paid
just so you could earn more
because you know you love it
The gullible young female on the social
to look down and tell them
that theyíd have or be nothing without your money
Of course, you didnít laugh at my sister for what happened to her as a child
because you couldnít get your dick wet
Now letís hope Sophie doesnít get raped
and I donít laugh
because youíve got away with some real twisted shit in hysterics
And I will too, just not twisted stuff
because authority would know it stands true
Laughing now
because thereís not a fucking thing you can do

the5thRiddler
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Iím a private person
I can write everything but erotic poetry
because to me
thatís just too naughty

the5thRiddler
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Some chorus for a song


Iíll take a selfie
holding up my hand like a gun (gangster!)
Thatís without my thumb
in the air like you (wankster!)
Itís not hard to keep them whinging (ding!)
Itís either buying your poetry or
watch me now instead buying bread
to feed the pigeons (win!)

the5thRiddler
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British slang for butters is ugly
so Iíd not have butters either in
front of or at the end of my name
Just stating the obvious

the5thRiddler
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And when it all gets too much
Just tell the old wrinkly bitch
to P off and shave her moustache
Or just donít argue with an idiot

the5thRiddler
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Of what is put up on the internet from people
Iíd advise not competing against
me in a rap battle
because Iíd get under your skin
by going not only at you
Didnít they tell you there is no rules?

butters
butters
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the5thRiddler said:British slang for butters is ugly
so Iíd not have butters either in
front of or at the end of my name
Just stating the obvious
some of us are not so insecure
just sayin'


and now i'm just sure you're gonna get all froggy and slap down something you think is awesome rapping.
go get 'em, tiger

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Itís not my fault youíre 60.
And Iíll be waiting for your profile picture of your face, if youíre not so insecure yourself precious.
Now donít have a heart attack. Carry on laying down your wisdom.

butters
butters
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the5thRiddler said:Itís not my fault youíre 60.
And Iíll be waiting for your profile picture of your face, if youíre not so insecure yourself precious.
Now donít have a heart attack. Carry on laying down your wisdom.

bless your heart

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