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What happened to the other riddlers
and are they alright?
3 died and 2 are still alive
Only time will tell if my son is the 6th
Although, for all we know the numbers are mixed up
Can only go by what material is left behind
could have been several others
Itís nice having them papers
trying to depict a life
instead of staring at a photo album
even more trying to imagine of what their life was like

the5thRiddler
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Dear, Charlotte

I donít want to be on
a Poetcast Project interview
Iíd get away with a lot more making my own YouTube videos
Thatís internet that needs to be saved
so I wonít be tuning-in to anymore episodes
Learnt my lesson of never putting
my Instagram account on DU again
so my imagination of their life too
is more interesting than what theyíre showing
Wonder where Ricky is
because this isnít Reemiss
so at any point this year, did they see him?

the5thRiddler
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Shockwaves


Iím not really living it
Just message him
and write from the perspective
of Ricky Smith
So itís not hard copying
and if I could recipe a scene
should see how both of us are
laughing behind the scenes

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Yours Sincerely, David


The irony of someone saying Iím misinformed
yet was the same person to say
I shouldnít worry about how
other people are living their life
So the culprit still mentions politics
and I then wonder why
with a roll of the eyes
I absolutely do not believe anyone
that says theyíre in the army
yet are not proud enough to show
us stood in their uniform on the internet
painting trucks and guns
does not make them a soldier

Iím not a poet
because a famous one
shared an epic quote
saying they lie to you

They said it themselves
No one does find it flattering
so if your numbers are high
those poems of yours are
mostly being checked by plagiarists

Thankful that no oneís included me
in with that like for like group bullshit

Hope this finds you well
Scratch that
Hope you found this just as sarcastic
as all your poems
yet block me for some weird reason
thumbs up, you legend
And they said not to be sorry
that Iíve unknowingly pissed over pretty arsonists
I tried to be nice

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The Moron Cypher 0.2


Itís easily noticeable
Some will acknowledge a poet flowing better
say theyíre toxic and is evil
Iíve had my fair share of such sick people
Doesnít make him special
if itís aimed at all bald people
like he left the cinema, got in the car
and seriously believed
heís a better version of Vin Diesel
Yet only fast and furious on a keyboard
and stalled the vehicle when
the light went green
Rangers and Celtic are both rubbish football teams
Told Craig David itís 7 days all week

Life is only an illusion when it suits them
and the information in my book is real
I said weíre now on a motorway
and old knowledge is you
bursting to say ďLook, a field!Ē
My poetry being music to your ears
on what should have been a silent trip
yet need to complain about me
studying the biggest artist of the 21st Century
so I was sent by Eminem
to say, itís more like you are weird

AspergerPoet56
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Ability
Disability
Whatís the difference
Always cunts out there
That think they know the score
If it donít affect them
It donít matter
When the shit comes
Remember donít swallow it  

AspergerPoet56
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I get the feeling
Crazy is back with a bang
Weird never went away
It was always in the background
The spark waiting to ignite
That flame of insanity
Ready to burn

the5thRiddler
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A 90ís baby now explains
That with getting married to poetry
it was Ď02 that my vows were made
Pussy competitors now always try to make out theyíre who?
And Iím Ricky in that alleyway laying dead
with no friend to shout my name
So itís ďBoys n the HoodĒ
But Iím obviously loud and brave unlike them
because whoís voice screams out this page?
Usually hated by an old fucker
on dating websites lying about his age
Sure as fuck am laughing mate
Cross out the last word at the end of that line, great
Now we can move on
and have me point out
I never threw any darts at her face
That woman with several piercings
so I doubt her and shame
because I know my self worth
and neither will be put down
by a stuck-up tramp living on a council estate

AspergerPoet56
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Bully me
See where that gets you
Thereís a misconception a perverse perspective
That I will crumble
You canít bully someone
Who has no regard for his own life
No scary monster except inside me
Bully me behind your rules
Rules mean fuck all
For that title you have
Has limited power
If any power
Itís in your head that you have control
You control nothing
Because others have rolled over
You think me the same king of dog
Iím no domesticated pet
So bully me cunt
But remember this
Iíve never started a fight in my life
But Iíve finished everyone
Directed at me

the5thRiddler
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In my quest to outsmart my bullies
Iíll offend everyone else somehow
But itís donít shoot the messenger they call it
so has poetry ever been fun now?

the5thRiddler
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My struggle


Back in 2017
around August time
I was in a dark place
reminiscing about supposedly having
compassion towards someone
with ADHD
that thought it was okay to try
and put a plastic bag over my head
to try and make others laugh in the room
Until he got pushed away
Told him, ďLook, my hand isnít shaking.Ē
And his come-back
was wanting a fight outside
walking up and down in a line like some twat
All because I showed him I wasnít scared
It was real life
No bullshit aimed at anyone on the DU site
but that was implied
by that ex Scottish moderator who always claims to be a victim
dealing out his fucking judgement
If I had any real problem with anyone on DU now
Iíd make it quite clear in my work
and not be subliminal
But no one knows anything
and I canít put names
because thereís always gonna be some narcissistic person that thinks
itís about them


AspergerPoet56
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Itís all about me
As it should be
Donít dare look away
Iím the centre of attention
Deny me at your peril
This alter ego needs fed
Just give me all
Not leaving anything out
Itís what I deserve
The praise fit for the God I am

the5thRiddler
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They said weíre all this together
but I donít at all feel bad for everyoneís problems
like hearing my downstairs neighbour cry
while I was sitting and laughing at Lee Evans on the tv
Iíd have only got a ďitís none of your businessĒ

AspergerPoet56
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Itís none of your business
Who I am
What I am
I laugh at inappropriate things
For dark humour is real life
If you canít laugh at yourself
Then no point laughing at all

the5thRiddler
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Once upon a rhyme
others taunted like rap was hard
so they left me alone to like
produce better lyrics before
laughing at some plants
If I had all day, seriously
Iíd be in the mirror yelling
ďAbracadabra, your chatter is whack yah!Ē
I love women actually
itís just ignorant folk should aim
my disses towards their enemies
then if not
Iím having to endure her wild silly flow
All because I wonít buy her work out videos

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