- Favourite Quotes -


Just read this in today's newspaper ..

“For Australia to be considered the greatest country in the world, or even near that, first the Union Jack needs to be taken away from the top left hand corner.”

“What can we do in space, that we can’t do on Earth? I saw the men float, never answered the question, and spun a floating microphone while laughing. Think about it.”

“I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery” - Thomas Jefferson
“A woman can do everything a man can do. But someone take a Mr Bean look a like out the room, because having no sperm bank to go to, plus using a strap-on, you’re guaranteed to be a lesbian fully prepared to give someone a baby. Whooo.”