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The Current DU Apocalypse

Boadicea
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[quote]Lord Viddax said:
Apocalypse? I see nothing like that. Nothing but a storm in the teacup if anything.


For those who drink their tea pinkies out, perhaps a lack of sugar is an apocalypse.

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Boadicea said:
[quote][quoted=poetry--697-30-34]Lord Viddax said:
Apocalypse? I see nothing like that. Nothing but a storm in the teacup if anything.


For those who drink their tea pinkies out, perhaps a lack of sugar is an apocalypse.


I do hate those upper-class hoity-toities who fear the littlest things. I drink a mug of builder's-brew-standard tea btw. So the DUP Apocalypse is no sweet words?

Boadicea
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[quote]Lord Viddax said:
I do hate those upper-class hoity-toities who fear the littlest things. I drink a mug of builder's-brew-standard tea btw. So the DUP Apocalypse is no sweet words?


Ah, Your Lordship, let me brew you a billy of tea on the campfire, where we can swear about the overly-sensitive to our hard and bitter hearts' content.

Flies add extra protein, btw.


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Don't like camping.

Or am I not allowed to be personal at all and say what I like and don't like? Or can I be a bit human and flawed. Or do too many people think that I should be great in all aspects if I'm going to use that 4-letter word.

I do like campfires. The fire part I like especially. Nothing like flames. Burning, burning, consuming, yet controlled flames.

Boadicea
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[quote]Lord Viddax said:
Don't like camping.

Or am I not allowed to be personal at all and say what I like and don't like? Or can I be a bit human and flawed. Or do too many people think that I should be great in all aspects if I'm going to use that 4-letter word.

I do like campfires. The fire part I like especially. Nothing like flames. Burning, burning, consuming, yet controlled flames.


I like people who are honest enough to dislike something others feel they should be expected to like.

Those are the people, not the politicians or sycophants.

I also like burning things, especially politicians or sycophants.

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I like burning those things too. But its a pain when I get em mixed up with the marshmallows. Mallow and flesh gets everywhere, really is umbecoming of someone not intentionally trying to frighten passing campers.

This is a secret, so I'l whisper it, but some members don't like us being haters which is fair, but also hate us saying about things we dislike.

Conspirators everywhere! Time for the flamethrower and cheesy nibbles.

Boadicea
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[quote]Lord Viddax said:
This is a secret, so I'l whisper it, but some members don't like us being haters which is fair, but also hate us saying about things we dislike.

Conspirators everywhere! Time for the flamethrower and cheesy nibbles.


Some members are, it would appear, fluffy marshmallows ripe for a toasting.  And to make it even better, there are liberal helpings of cheese.

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Boadicea said:
[quote][quoted=poetry--697-30-40]Lord Viddax said:
This is a secret, so I'l whisper it, but some members don't like us being haters which is fair, but also hate us saying about things we dislike.

Conspirators everywhere! Time for the flamethrower and cheesy nibbles.


Some members are, it would appear, fluffy marshmallows ripe for a toasting.  And to make it even better, there are liberal helpings of cheese.


Have you not been listening to my ramblings? Or course not, thats the point about ramblings. But anyway, you can't say bad things! Bad words aren't allowed on DUP! Never, ever, not even in your own head. You're just meant to sit quiet like a skeleton, but with more flesh. Trying to be superior? Oh, no, can't have that.

The previous few posts by me have been channeling the spirit of Nietzsche and his hatred for the lesser and average. I now return you to your usual Viddax messages. Now with more bacon references!

Gg78
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I don't read novels ..

poet Anonymous

Your pen is small.

Now merge the two words in the middle.

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Matthew Kastor-Inare III said:
[quote][quoted=poetry--697-30-43]Youdontknowme said:
I don't read novels ..


<3 Hey Gg. Which topic are we in now? Wanna play a game? <3


What ever topic you like an I must warn you dint bet me I will win let's play

Gg78
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My pen brings all the boys to the yard

Gg78
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My pen is better then yours

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Matthew Kastor-Inare III said:
[quote][quoted=poetry--697-45-57]Youdontknowme said:
My pen is better then yours


You're a silly girl. I will play the pen game with you later, but I'm sick today. I've got to sleep for a little while or something. <3


Silly you pegged me ok feel better then sweetie and I will think of pen domnia b4 you get back jk

poet Anonymous

Matthew Kastor-Inare III said:
[quote][quoted=poetry--697-45-51]Zigzag Zombie Cori. said:
Your pen is small.

Now merge the two words in the middle.


My pen, too hot for you to touch.
Your pen, tucked up in your butt.



That was such a bad comeback that I'm not sure what to do besides pick up the trophy on my way out.

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