Alexandra Haines-Stiles TEN YEAR CHALLENGE
Ten years ago I finally handed in my ancient
Nokia, spilled Pinkberry on my Blackberry,
met my husband for a drink before I knew
practically anything about him. Obama
was sworn in, got his Nobel Peace Prize,
and we swore it would all be different now.
I had mousy bangs. Scientists sequenced
the whole mouse genome and discovered
water on the moon. Moore’s Law was still
going strong. Cheap mind-reading headsets
hit the gaming market. I never used one,
busy playing my own games, firing my
neurons hypothesizing what next, troubleshooting
my mysterious mis-wired technology.
Africa’s population hit one billion that year,
having doubled over the previous quarter century.
Troops and drones surged in South Asia.
I got a flu shot, flew to China, let a heat-seeking
scanner take my body temperature as I crossed
the threshold to the Shaanxi History Museum,
where disposable surgical masks were trending.
Climategate opened, the great healthcare debate
heated up, the auto industry stalled. Sully saved
all the people on his plane. As ever, we were
coming and going, leaving, arriving. That much
hasn’t changed. The present’s always ending,
so we live infinitely in the past and possible,
inveterate time travelers with failing hindsight
and prophetic vision. Get ready: 2020’s nearing
with its own time travails, another Prime decade.
LIn ten more years we’ll know how to implant IQ,
insert whole languages. I’ll be a superpoet, then,
microchipped to turbo-read neural odes,
history of sonnets and aubades brainlaced,
wisdom wended through the jugular, inspiration ad infinitum
. We’ll print solely on ether,
cloud vellum indelible, every word a relic
of sentient reverence pressed with angel ink,
medium of our new nature. I’ll go back
to bangs, a halo, fringe low over my eyes
to thwart AI reading my face. We’ll book
VR visits to the dearly departed, the first class
will splash out on private reservoirs, and fresh
spring water will sparkle, rare, diamond bright.
The Dead Sea will die. Lake Chad will be a pale
blue memory. California will quake. Voyager
will keep rushing its gold record into the sunset,
still the most urgent message anyone’s sent.
Humans and robots will be best friends
or mortal enemies. Some of us will be living
in heaven or interstellar space, our new horizon,
and I will miss you terribly. Listen, no one
ever said the future would be easy.
____________________________________ Alexandra Haines-Stiles:
“In lieu of posting a #10yearchallenge pic, I starting thinking about what the world was like in 2009, who I was then, and where we might be by 2029. We’re grappling with so many urgent issues, and the coming decade will render things unrecognizable again in so many ways, from the personal to the geopolitical – that’s the ten year challenge on my mind right now.”