Titillation please

375Lb    
my job    
i scrub soil off of pumpkins during the halloween season. a pumpkin scrubber.
i am mildly obese due to my eating habits.
i am 377Lb    
the air got let out of my tire. i   think somebody played a trick on me.
nobody wants to be around me because i smell like shit. i cant wipe my ass in case you wondered.
i had to  walk home.    
company said i cant park overnight.    
i did not have money  right about then so i drove the hoopty home.
i got about three quarters of the way when my engine starts throwing steam.
 tried to drive it home but had to leave it    
must of got towed.    
   
one hour walk to work  is my new destiny
people pass me seeing  Jim jiggle hustling it. i know they are laughing their asses off.
   
Shirley is a nice kid at work.
she will give me a ride if she sees me.    
i like shirley    
she is married.
   
345Lb    
one day im going to get laid.    
 
 in the break room  
people laugh when i fart.
too much information.
WTF i just cut one loose and chuckle
 
clears the break room out real fast.
300 lbs    
four months without a car.    
my clothes geting baggy
its  getting cold out    
i have taken to jogging    
only takes a half hour.
 
Shirley sat with me today  
 i was red as beet, and trying to hold it in
she said "try beano"
 
she gave me a ride home  
"Not safe to jog at night" i might get hit.
 
I say good night and run out of her car    
practically like i am afraid of a spider.
Seems was she outside the engine idling like a whole hour?  
but really, just a minute.
i was going to...
ha, me? never mind she drove off    
 
i whip out my dick and start masturbating.
   
286Lb    
i stopped in Kmart    
been paid.    
bought shirts and pants  
some beano and a hair clipper    
i cut my hair    
 
i work second shift    
when the white collar people clear out  
we get the place to ourselves    
a group of guys joke around  bad.    
at least they been forgetting  
to make jokes about me    
tonight, theyre getting everybody to whoop    
they even prodded me too    
i hummed at first    
they are saying ALL RIGHT HIMMY
until i am shouting the place down
my voice hurts    
 
i dont talk when Shirley drops me off    
she said i missed some spots on my hair cut   and
she opens her door    
 
i whisper good night and run inside.    
 
she is standing outside her car    
it is cold    
she catches me staring out at her from inside    
 
 i open the door   to my apartment  
she walks from her car and she comes in.    
sits me down,  
i show her my clippers
cleans up my hair    
 
now she has hair all over her  
she takes off her shirt
i shake ir, whipping like a locker room towel
while she asks to use the shower
"OK"
she has her back to me while she slups out
of her cloths.
i am looking pretty hard in ger direction
she throws a look over her shoulder
catches me staring.
she goes into the bathroom
but comes back out.
full frontal nude
"You better get your shower"
i hang her shirt on the coat rack
she goes in turns on the water
i lay down.
my hands start checking on my privates
steam is coming out the bathriom door.
she silently walks back out like an apparition , catches me with my pants down.
she comes over and asks to pull the sheet off me
"are you sure!?"
there lies my privates throbbing
 
she puts it in her mouth for a while
then straddles me
 
i ask again
"What if you regret it?"
 
"i can make my own mistakes"
 
she rubbed her slippery groove
over my organ, clenched between her and my stomach
Her hands went to my shoulders
   
i did everything wrong    
i did not want to let her go    
but i told her
that her family was waiting.

the room was full of steam.
she slipped into her clothes and left without showering.

what can i say im a real jerk.
i turn off the water

300Lb
its been a month since Shirley.