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Poetry competition CLOSED 6th December 2016 11:23pm
WINNER
LibraSoul96
LibraSoul96
RUNNER-UP:
berea440oh
Christmas Haiku
i kept laughing from one to the next, thanks!! 😂
Jade-Pandora said:1
jeez Santa you reek
must be vomit on your boots--
reindeer on the sauce?
2
Santa's helper's bulge
looks happy to see Rudolph--
no sheep at the Pole
3
why's that horny elf
with dick so bright humpin my
wreath, i'ma kill him!
4
you're a holiday
I can see the headlines now
hide the evidence
5
what about your wife
your sleigh got room for one more
that elf looks deceased
6
yeah some present thanks
thanks for nothin' jolly ol'
shithead you mo' fo'
Jade-Pandora said:1
jeez Santa you reek
must be vomit on your boots--
reindeer on the sauce?
2
Santa's helper's bulge
looks happy to see Rudolph--
no sheep at the Pole
3
why's that horny elf
with dick so bright humpin my
wreath, i'ma kill him!
4
you're a holiday
I can see the headlines now
hide the evidence
5
what about your wife
your sleigh got room for one more
that elf looks deceased
6
yeah some present thanks
thanks for nothin' jolly ol'
shithead you mo' fo'
LOL OMG thanks right back!
