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Poetry competition CLOSED 6th December 2016 11:23pm
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Christmas Haiku

MadameLavender
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Poetry Contest

Anything goes, so get going
Holiday & Christmas Haiku--as many entries as you want, one week, no collabs. Happy stuff, crappy stuff--I don't care; dump it all out.

I'll flag this extreme at the get-go, because I'm sure there'll eventually be something about body fluids and anatomy, or kitchen knives, that will require it.


berea440oh
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Max laid nude on the
Bed and allowed two guys dressed
As Santa to fuck.

Jade-Pandora
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1
jeez Santa you reek
must be vomit on your boots--
reindeer on the sauce?


2
Santa's helper's bulge
looks happy to see Rudolph--
no sheep at the Pole


3
why's that horny elf
with dick so bright humpin my
wreath, i'ma kill him!


4
you're a holiday
I can see the headlines now
hide the evidence


5
what about your wife
your sleigh got room for one more
that elf looks deceased


6
yeah some present thanks
thanks for nothin' jolly ol'
shithead you mo' fo'

poet Anonymous

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Jade-Pandora
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I don't plan to walk
through some damn mall's shoppers crush
while my car gets keyed

Brian_Riley96
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These are so amazing !

Jade-Pandora
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I don't believe this--
Santa's got mirrors on his shoes
while kids wait in line

calamitygin
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Ho ho ho uh oh!
Hoes up stockings down to ground
cocksickle Christmas

Santa's viagra
Causing panic stricken elves
Too small for yule log

His beard a red one
But we will not go there here
fluids Lav spoke of?

all downhill from there
Glad tidings or yearly hell
Batmans shotgun smells?

My granny had guns
Was an underwear Christmas
At ol Granny's house

Jade-Pandora
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draping popcorn strings
on the Christmas tree branches
the ants plan my rout

LibraSoul96
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Aye Santa you bitch
Ass fat jelly roll eating sloth
Gimme my damn gifts

Jade-Pandora
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impeccable taste
but Santa or no, old man
get outta my heels

berea440oh
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She sat drunk and nude
With her legs open and said,
"Want a Christmas fuck?"

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She was on the floor
With only a Santa hat
On and hot for sex.

MadameLavender
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Great entries so far, guys & dolls!

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MadameLavender said:Great entries so far, guys & dolls!

Thanks.

Glad to hear you say that.

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