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Poetry competition CLOSED 6th December 2016 11:23pm
WINNER
LibraSoul96
LibraSoul96
RUNNER-UP:
berea440oh
Christmas Haiku
MadameLavender
Forum Posts: 5161
Guardian of Shadows
76
Joined 17th Feb 2013
Forum Posts: 5161
Poetry Contest Description
Anything goes, so get going
Holiday & Christmas Haiku--as many entries as you want, one week, no collabs. Happy stuff, crappy stuff--I don't care; dump it all out.
I'll flag this extreme at the get-go, because I'm sure there'll eventually be something about body fluids and anatomy, or kitchen knives, that will require it.
I'll flag this extreme at the get-go, because I'm sure there'll eventually be something about body fluids and anatomy, or kitchen knives, that will require it.
berea440oh
Forum Posts: 3208
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 25th June 2015
Forum Posts: 3208
Max laid nude on the
Bed and allowed two guys dressed
As Santa to fuck.
Bed and allowed two guys dressed
As Santa to fuck.
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5087
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
147
Joined 9th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 5087
1
jeez Santa you reek
must be vomit on your boots--
reindeer on the sauce?
2
Santa's helper's bulge
looks happy to see Rudolph--
no sheep at the Pole
3
why's that horny elf
with dick so bright humpin my
wreath, i'ma kill him!
4
you're a holiday
I can see the headlines now
hide the evidence
5
what about your wife
your sleigh got room for one more
that elf looks deceased
6
yeah some present thanks
thanks for nothin' jolly ol'
shithead you mo' fo'
jeez Santa you reek
must be vomit on your boots--
reindeer on the sauce?
2
Santa's helper's bulge
looks happy to see Rudolph--
no sheep at the Pole
3
why's that horny elf
with dick so bright humpin my
wreath, i'ma kill him!
4
you're a holiday
I can see the headlines now
hide the evidence
5
what about your wife
your sleigh got room for one more
that elf looks deceased
6
yeah some present thanks
thanks for nothin' jolly ol'
shithead you mo' fo'
Anonymous
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Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5087
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
147
Joined 9th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 5087
I don't plan to walk
through some damn mall's shoppers crush
while my car gets keyed
through some damn mall's shoppers crush
while my car gets keyed
Brian_Riley96
Joined 30th Nov 2016
Forum Posts: 1
Lost Thinker
Forum Posts: 1
These are so amazing !
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5087
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
147
Joined 9th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 5087
I don't believe this--
Santa's got mirrors on his shoes
while kids wait in line
Santa's got mirrors on his shoes
while kids wait in line
Ho ho ho uh oh!
Hoes up stockings down to ground
cocksickle Christmas
Santa's viagra
Causing panic stricken elves
Too small for yule log
His beard a red one
But we will not go there here
fluids Lav spoke of?
all downhill from there
Glad tidings or yearly hell
Batmans shotgun smells?
My granny had guns
Was an underwear Christmas
At ol Granny's house
Hoes up stockings down to ground
cocksickle Christmas
Santa's viagra
Causing panic stricken elves
Too small for yule log
His beard a red one
But we will not go there here
fluids Lav spoke of?
all downhill from there
Glad tidings or yearly hell
Batmans shotgun smells?
My granny had guns
Was an underwear Christmas
At ol Granny's house
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5087
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
147
Joined 9th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 5087
draping popcorn strings
on the Christmas tree branches
the ants plan my rout
on the Christmas tree branches
the ants plan my rout
LibraSoul96
Forum Posts: 416
Thought Provoker
1
Joined 1st July 2015
Forum Posts: 416
Aye Santa you bitch
Ass fat jelly roll eating sloth
Gimme my damn gifts
Ass fat jelly roll eating sloth
Gimme my damn gifts
Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Forum Posts: 5087
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
147
Joined 9th Nov 2015
Forum Posts: 5087
impeccable taste
but Santa or no, old man
get outta my heels
but Santa or no, old man
get outta my heels
berea440oh
Forum Posts: 3208
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 25th June 2015
Forum Posts: 3208
She sat drunk and nude
With her legs open and said,
"Want a Christmas fuck?"
With her legs open and said,
"Want a Christmas fuck?"
berea440oh
Forum Posts: 3208
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 25th June 2015
Forum Posts: 3208
She was on the floor
With only a Santa hat
On and hot for sex.
With only a Santa hat
On and hot for sex.
MadameLavender
Forum Posts: 5161
Guardian of Shadows
76
Joined 17th Feb 2013
Forum Posts: 5161
Great entries so far, guys & dolls!
