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Poetry competition CLOSED 6th December 2016 11:23pm
WINNER
LibraSoul96
LibraSoul96
RUNNER-UP:
berea440oh
Christmas Haiku
Poetry Contest Description
Anything goes, so get going
Holiday & Christmas Haiku--as many entries as you want, one week, no collabs. Happy stuff, crappy stuff--I don't care; dump it all out.
I'll flag this extreme at the get-go, because I'm sure there'll eventually be something about body fluids and anatomy, or kitchen knives, that will require it.
I'll flag this extreme at the get-go, because I'm sure there'll eventually be something about body fluids and anatomy, or kitchen knives, that will require it.
1
jeez Santa you reek
must be vomit on your boots--
reindeer on the sauce?
2
Santa's helper's bulge
looks happy to see Rudolph--
no sheep at the Pole
3
why's that horny elf
with dick so bright humpin my
wreath, i'ma kill him!
4
you're a holiday
I can see the headlines now
hide the evidence
5
what about your wife
your sleigh got room for one more
that elf looks deceased
6
yeah some present thanks
thanks for nothin' jolly ol'
shithead you mo' fo'
jeez Santa you reek
must be vomit on your boots--
reindeer on the sauce?
2
Santa's helper's bulge
looks happy to see Rudolph--
no sheep at the Pole
3
why's that horny elf
with dick so bright humpin my
wreath, i'ma kill him!
4
you're a holiday
I can see the headlines now
hide the evidence
5
what about your wife
your sleigh got room for one more
that elf looks deceased
6
yeah some present thanks
thanks for nothin' jolly ol'
shithead you mo' fo'
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Ho ho ho uh oh!
Hoes up stockings down to ground
cocksickle Christmas
Santa's viagra
Causing panic stricken elves
Too small for yule log
His beard a red one
But we will not go there here
fluids Lav spoke of?
all downhill from there
Glad tidings or yearly hell
Batmans shotgun smells?
My granny had guns
Was an underwear Christmas
At ol Granny's house
Hoes up stockings down to ground
cocksickle Christmas
Santa's viagra
Causing panic stricken elves
Too small for yule log
His beard a red one
But we will not go there here
fluids Lav spoke of?
all downhill from there
Glad tidings or yearly hell
Batmans shotgun smells?
My granny had guns
Was an underwear Christmas
At ol Granny's house
