Write a humorous Would like to meet add for a newspaper. First prize will be awarded for the funnest innuendo, second for the most bazaar and third for the most concise description.
This might get a bit offensive, try to be as eloquently crass as possible.
Here is a loose format:
Describe a fictional character in one short sentence, Then describe what said character is looking for in a partner in another short sentence. bare in mind that the more words you use the less likely you are to win.
There is no limit on entries new writes are preferred, if this idea has been done before.
P.S I won't be putting this to a vote, I've decided to make myself fudge and executioner
Posted: 8th November 2016 6:28pm
Frosty muscular mountain dweller female. Seeks gentleman of the forest. Big feet preferable.
Posted: 8th November 2016 9:57pm
Fire of Insight
Joined 19th Aug 2012 Forum Posts: 625
Fully funtional octogenarian has pecker in need of sanctuary
Virgin clubber seeks visit from active member
Lonely male pilgrim; Seeks passage to heaven
Precocious maiden seeks gang for a bang
Posted: 10th November 2016 12:12pm
Nice one Garden lover, I like the last one best. very to the point
Posted: 20th November 2016 11:44pm
Joined 5th Sep 2016 Forum Posts: 95
Philanthropic Philosophy professor, female; seeking Platonic beneficiary with phallic fortitude.