Poetry competition CLOSED 7th December 2016 1:00pm
WINNER
gardenlover
gardenlover
RUNNERS-UP:
RevolutionAL
and calamitygin
WLTM
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
Write a humorous WLTM advert
Write a humorous Would like to meet add for a newspaper. First
prize will be awarded for the funnest innuendo, second for the most bazaar and third for the most concise description.
This might get a bit offensive, try to be as eloquently crass as possible.
Here is a loose format:
Describe a fictional character in one short sentence,
Then describe what said character is looking for in a partner in another short sentence. bare in mind that the more words you use the less likely you are to win.
There is no limit on entries
new writes are preferred, if this idea has been done before.
P.S I won't be putting this to a vote, I've decided to make myself fudge and executioner
prize will be awarded for the funnest innuendo, second for the most bazaar and third for the most concise description.
This might get a bit offensive, try to be as eloquently crass as possible.
Here is a loose format:
Describe a fictional character in one short sentence,
Then describe what said character is looking for in a partner in another short sentence. bare in mind that the more words you use the less likely you are to win.
There is no limit on entries
new writes are preferred, if this idea has been done before.
P.S I won't be putting this to a vote, I've decided to make myself fudge and executioner
Anonymous
Frosty muscular mountain dweller female. Seeks gentleman of the forest. Big feet preferable.
Anonymous
Nice one Garden lover,
I like the last one best. very to the point
I like the last one best. very to the point
Anonymous
Pirate wench into knots seeks man not afraid of nautical attire:
If you steer my ship, I'll float your boat.
If you steer my ship, I'll float your boat.
Anonymous
Nice one to all
