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socially relevant dialogue

chump
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Poetry Contest

write a dialogue between two or more characters about a current event or election topic or gender/race issue.
My forums usually go horribly wrong so please no profanity...


chump
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I'll start with a gender issue (no surprise)..

...toilet seat, up or down....

WOMAN.. Honey, you left the toilet seat up again...

MAN..  Yeah I know...

W..What do you mean you know?

M..I've been thinking about how you want things to be more fair around the house and I'm being fair about the toilet seat...

W..what are you talking about, how can not putting the seat down for me be fair?

M..well if I lift the seat up to pee and then put it down when I'm done, then I touched it twice, and you not at all. So if I leave it up and you put down we both touch it once. That seems fair...


chump
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Trump v Hillary


Yeah there's a dumbass in my head
And I've done just what he said
But you're a freedom robbing sack
That looks half dead


I may be half dead
But my vote will go ahead
Cause I trade the sheep freedom for bread

drone
Tyrant of Words
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When
you are happy
with some one
who you care for
does it
really matter
what hangs above
or below

Fizzle
Ammiture
Twisted Dreamer
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Hillary supporter: I don't care that she's a selfish criminal, she's better than Trump!

Trump supporter: I don't care that he's a narcissistic disgusting excuse for a human being and will pretty much preside in exactly the same way Hillary would, he's got the R after his name!

Gary Johnson supporter: I don't care that he's a big government Democrat calling himself a libertarian, he wants to make pot legal and I'm too hip to admit I'm really kinda fine with Hillary.

chump
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Wouldn't let me pick a winner

MadameLavender
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Chump--when there are less than 3 submissions, the website software won't allow either choosing or voting for a winner. I'm posting here to make another "entry" into the thread so it'll think this is another poem, but a heads up to everyone : as soon as I send this to vote and we all get cloaked as anonymous, don't vote for this post, only the ones previous to mine.

Thanks--M. Lav

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