Tongue Twisters

For this competition I am challenging you to come up with an original tongue twister!

This competition is all about quality rather than quantity so please keep all submissions to a 100 words or less.

Limit 3 submissions per poet.

old and new poems are both accepted.

Also, don't forget to have fun with it!

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My Diddles

Quit your tapping, they used to tell me
Folks at work thought I was nervous
And though they wouldn’t understand
I was really refining my paradiddles

It was about the wrist and having control
Never letting your fingers off the stick
Otherwise the line would sound dirty
Or make the battery sound very pretty

I sometimes caught myself fantasizing
About flawless double strokes and flamadiddles
With some inverted flam taps and ratamacues
Mixed with cheese parafladdle-diddle-diddles

Eggbeaters and deviled eggs, diddle egg fives
Cheesy pancakes and swiss double paradiddles
Tu-cheese, cheesy rolls, cupcakes, chutuddas
Chumbly, churruckitahs and Chewbacca-diddles

Nice and easy overeasy octadiddle trons
Five stroke flamtas fufive fifty fives
Funky cheese inverted ghost flams
Flive-flafla-taps, flammed Chinese fives

Cheese drag, flama chuck, flama chucka diddles
Cheese flamalet and flammed zigiddy bops
Cheeseacues, chutichuhs, chutra-cheese
Cheese chatachichi, fubars and quickity klotz

Double ratamaflam, flam drag, drag Pattys
Double flamacue, flam drag diddle-diddles
Double flammed swiss army triplets
Dragateenth double parafladdle-diddles

Flam Drag Flafla, flamafladdles flamadiddles
Flama-Diddly, flama chucka diddle pattyacues
Flam Five Pattys-Muppets-Jiggers-Hertas
Flam beats-beaters and flam drag-a-poos

Inverted threes, cheese paradiddle-diddles
Inverted inverts, inverted cheese flam taps
Inverted flam fours tap flam seven slevens
Reverse dragadiddle, four stroke ruffadiddle taps

Triplet pataflafla triple stroke tap drags
Three stroke ruffadiddle triple-acues
Triple flam-flam paradiddle, ratamaflan
Triple dragaddidle, displaced flamacues

Nuttchada, pataflaka, pattyadiddles
Crazy Harry, Inverted Patty, Vladiment
Walt-diddles tu-chachas and tu-chadas
Threesomes three stroke ruffs and I’m spent

Interesting

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