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Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd October 2016 3:43am
WINNER
MadameLavender
MadameLavender
DARK LORD RAP BATTLES OVERSEERSHIP OF THE MULTIVERSE
You look like you enjoy meat loaf
have you seen clean clothes, a green grocers
You need some vitamin D
Your less exciting than me
Sitting there fingers crossed like "invite me out please"
Are you a disciple of Jesus
The one that betrays
The smell that proceeds the end of days
Hair tips, hmm...plated or braids
I never did get that world of Warcraft craze
have you seen clean clothes, a green grocers
You need some vitamin D
Your less exciting than me
Sitting there fingers crossed like "invite me out please"
Are you a disciple of Jesus
The one that betrays
The smell that proceeds the end of days
Hair tips, hmm...plated or braids
I never did get that world of Warcraft craze
Anonymous
Oh now it’s on biatch
Give chump beef, now me too
Your pants may need a stitch
By the time that I am through
Your words absurd, stink like turds
So stop acting like you a playa
You look like the king of nerds
Who wanks off hard to princess leia
Don’t act hard your words are meek
Admit you are a nerdist, TRUE
That ten-day stubble can’t hide the geek
I bet you wank your xbox black and blue
I see you mentioned I needed a new garm
Can you get me a discount at the gap?
Your crappy clothes potentially do more harm
Than you lame assed attempt at rap
So tighten your belt MR BROWN TREWS
Wearing your hair with a Shirley Temple pose
I know it so hard to admit you lose
Fuck! I can see right up your nose
Give chump beef, now me too
Your pants may need a stitch
By the time that I am through
Your words absurd, stink like turds
So stop acting like you a playa
You look like the king of nerds
Who wanks off hard to princess leia
Don’t act hard your words are meek
Admit you are a nerdist, TRUE
That ten-day stubble can’t hide the geek
I bet you wank your xbox black and blue
I see you mentioned I needed a new garm
Can you get me a discount at the gap?
Your crappy clothes potentially do more harm
Than you lame assed attempt at rap
So tighten your belt MR BROWN TREWS
Wearing your hair with a Shirley Temple pose
I know it so hard to admit you lose
Fuck! I can see right up your nose
Ain't worth two cents
The dime you drop
Mariachi marketing
Here's a dollar to stop
Your right about one thing
That beer is a prop
Push back your wool
To see that its full
Was gonna drink it
But my bong came out on top
No fear just chillin
My toungues up for a killing
Serious pain for your ears unwillin
Unlike my beer your words are empty
No taste less fillin
The dime you drop
Mariachi marketing
Here's a dollar to stop
Your right about one thing
That beer is a prop
Push back your wool
To see that its full
Was gonna drink it
But my bong came out on top
No fear just chillin
My toungues up for a killing
Serious pain for your ears unwillin
Unlike my beer your words are empty
No taste less fillin
Anonymous
So that’s it with your foolish tirade
What’s does it feel like to be double teamed
Word ninja’s by the chump and the blade
And now the insults become Halloween themed
You mocked us both like a bad man
I sell you out like a B-Movie dish
So Rob Zombie can slice you like a side of ham
And sew your squishy member to a fish
Clever words won’t save from this dark void
Neither will your trainee hipster beard
Sheri exacerbates the schadenfreude
I guess all pretty girls are evil and weird
What’s does it feel like to be double teamed
Word ninja’s by the chump and the blade
And now the insults become Halloween themed
You mocked us both like a bad man
I sell you out like a B-Movie dish
So Rob Zombie can slice you like a side of ham
And sew your squishy member to a fish
Clever words won’t save from this dark void
Neither will your trainee hipster beard
Sheri exacerbates the schadenfreude
I guess all pretty girls are evil and weird
Chump
It'd take twice your annual salary
to silence the science I spill like calamity
Chenobyls childs play
a mild profanity
I'm gonna create
a state of insanity
Apparently
your bong takes prominence
Nonsense
your ryhmes are earthbound
shoulda learnt the first round
I'll tell my driver
to turn the hearse round
Dissin my wool just proves your a fool
in winter I'm warm and summer I'm cool
It's a Victorian staple like labour or gruel
How much you want? Three bags full
As for rob zombie I bet your bogs grotty
Shit stains, chem trails an overused shotty
Jason's invited but he's not quite decided
What more frightening
My ryhmes or your eyes kid
Now the polite bit
You find schadenfruede in the holocaust
your a moral void
for morale people avoid you
shame
your quite nice to talk to
enough courting let's push the divorce through.
It'd take twice your annual salary
to silence the science I spill like calamity
Chenobyls childs play
a mild profanity
I'm gonna create
a state of insanity
Apparently
your bong takes prominence
Nonsense
your ryhmes are earthbound
shoulda learnt the first round
I'll tell my driver
to turn the hearse round
Dissin my wool just proves your a fool
in winter I'm warm and summer I'm cool
It's a Victorian staple like labour or gruel
How much you want? Three bags full
As for rob zombie I bet your bogs grotty
Shit stains, chem trails an overused shotty
Jason's invited but he's not quite decided
What more frightening
My ryhmes or your eyes kid
Now the polite bit
You find schadenfruede in the holocaust
your a moral void
for morale people avoid you
shame
your quite nice to talk to
enough courting let's push the divorce through.
Chump don't play for no salary
Eat you for lunch you're low calorie
High like my commission
Me and bong on a mission
Little boys like you easy to diss on
Hands and knees your favorite position
I'm deep like a well to wish on
Turn you red from beige
Frustrated in rage
With my words build you a cage
Pimpest pimp of my age
I'm golden you minimum wage
Eat you for lunch you're low calorie
High like my commission
Me and bong on a mission
Little boys like you easy to diss on
Hands and knees your favorite position
I'm deep like a well to wish on
Turn you red from beige
Frustrated in rage
With my words build you a cage
Pimpest pimp of my age
I'm golden you minimum wage
You fuck your mother
in utter disprect
Stick your dick in first
before the bitch gave you head
If she wound up dead
would your cry or call the Feds?
I know this ain't turning into no vendetta
You'll nurse your bruises and let the dust settle
Like the pettle of a diseased flower
each of of your hours passes like a lifetime
Knife crime is all you'll ever amount to
I doubt you
Know the chess moves to guess who's about too
Amount to more than you can even count to
I'll pounce you like a puma in the mangroves
Your plan goes
something like this..
Whip my dick out shelter my head and piss
A game of risk?
I'll leave you mortified with a lisp
If I'm beef jerky your a potato crisp
in utter disprect
Stick your dick in first
before the bitch gave you head
If she wound up dead
would your cry or call the Feds?
I know this ain't turning into no vendetta
You'll nurse your bruises and let the dust settle
Like the pettle of a diseased flower
each of of your hours passes like a lifetime
Knife crime is all you'll ever amount to
I doubt you
Know the chess moves to guess who's about too
Amount to more than you can even count to
I'll pounce you like a puma in the mangroves
Your plan goes
something like this..
Whip my dick out shelter my head and piss
A game of risk?
I'll leave you mortified with a lisp
If I'm beef jerky your a potato crisp
Anonymous
Disprect?
I think you mean disrespect,
Dyslexia could be your excuse,
but we all know that's not true,
still sucking on your mums breasts,
cos you never passed a simple maths test.
1+1=2
2+1=3
I feel sorry for you,
because lets be honest,
who are you giving a lisp?
Do your knuckles tell a story?
Scarred from left to right,
dislocated on the right,
we all know your just a fag,
I just hope one day,
you can be helped out,
after you've finished on your momma's breast of course.
I think you mean disrespect,
Dyslexia could be your excuse,
but we all know that's not true,
still sucking on your mums breasts,
cos you never passed a simple maths test.
1+1=2
2+1=3
I feel sorry for you,
because lets be honest,
who are you giving a lisp?
Do your knuckles tell a story?
Scarred from left to right,
dislocated on the right,
we all know your just a fag,
I just hope one day,
you can be helped out,
after you've finished on your momma's breast of course.
oh ye of lil blade
are you referring to dat dick?
Cuz an artist, ..DAmn!
id like to wrap these thighs round dat shit...
but seems those that talk cunt dooo da dooo
baby think you could handle dis tight screw
cuzi gangsta fuck big cock
usually takes 9 inches for me to ride dat jock
but i been known to turn boys like you to men
Now dats the art of Fuckin GIn
an forgetaboudit if i go to blowin
you shoot your give a fucks to the ceiing
i would slip 2 didgits in your asshole
but Id smack you round if you tried passin gas tho
so tell me tell me bout that dagga
is it big enuf to make you gangsta lean?
if not, you need to cut out all dat gankno swagga
now from hereand out...I am the rap battle queen
are you referring to dat dick?
Cuz an artist, ..DAmn!
id like to wrap these thighs round dat shit...
but seems those that talk cunt dooo da dooo
baby think you could handle dis tight screw
cuzi gangsta fuck big cock
usually takes 9 inches for me to ride dat jock
but i been known to turn boys like you to men
Now dats the art of Fuckin GIn
an forgetaboudit if i go to blowin
you shoot your give a fucks to the ceiing
i would slip 2 didgits in your asshole
but Id smack you round if you tried passin gas tho
so tell me tell me bout that dagga
is it big enuf to make you gangsta lean?
if not, you need to cut out all dat gankno swagga
now from hereand out...I am the rap battle queen
Oh dear 7
try a Gawd Damt rhyme some time
callin out spellin...lame.. sokay cuz you fine
id like to MAKE YOU MY BITCH for a round
CALLING ALL ANGELS ASS UP HOES DOWN!!!
LOL..fuck dat you of course just a lil pretty boy
if you nice tho..might let you get me off with a toy
cuz i aint down with no intolerant bastards
you just about biggoted out, ..yo rap was a disaster
i laughed at you not with you
i change my mind..think id dig that screw
id strap on my cock and fuck dat gay bashin outta ya
youd start dreamin bout bein dicked down by yo gay lova
oooh that would be one creamed out mess unda yo covas.....
lolololol
try a Gawd Damt rhyme some time
callin out spellin...lame.. sokay cuz you fine
id like to MAKE YOU MY BITCH for a round
CALLING ALL ANGELS ASS UP HOES DOWN!!!
LOL..fuck dat you of course just a lil pretty boy
if you nice tho..might let you get me off with a toy
cuz i aint down with no intolerant bastards
you just about biggoted out, ..yo rap was a disaster
i laughed at you not with you
i change my mind..think id dig that screw
id strap on my cock and fuck dat gay bashin outta ya
youd start dreamin bout bein dicked down by yo gay lova
oooh that would be one creamed out mess unda yo covas.....
lolololol
