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Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd October 2016 3:43am
WINNER
MadameLavender
MadameLavender
DARK LORD RAP BATTLES OVERSEERSHIP OF THE MULTIVERSE
Poetry Contest Description
STARTING WITH A SELF PROCLAIMED DARK LORD TO DECLARE OVERLORDSHIP OF THIS DEEPER SIDE OF DEEP UNDERGROUND POETRY
STARTING WITH A SELF CHOSEN DARK LORD OF WORDSMITHERY PROCLAIMING DOMINION OVER THIS SECTOR OF THE POETIC MULTIVERSE
RUTHLESSLY DISS THE PERSON WHO POSTS BEFORE YOU
RAP BATTLES
DARK LORD POETRY
OVERSEERSHIP OF THE POETIC MULTIVERSE
DISSES FROM THE ABYSSES
SERPENT HISSES
RUTHLESSLY DISS THE PERSON WHO POSTS BEFORE YOU
RAP BATTLES
DARK LORD POETRY
OVERSEERSHIP OF THE POETIC MULTIVERSE
DISSES FROM THE ABYSSES
SERPENT HISSES
Take a journey with me
as I sail the seventh galaxy
in my yellow submarine
throughout this grand multiverse
Reading your past freestyle raps
or listening to myself
as I compose this ballad
can't decide which is fucking worse
As I approach familiar wreckage
the Edmund Fitzgerald
what a floating junker
abandoned in space
I'm reminded of Jessica Albatross
from an ancient mariner's rime
how it stunk like her
vagina
which stank a lot like you
who still stinks up this goddam place
whut-whuuuuut?
Stick it up yo butt
Listen to my disses
and watch my serpent
undulate as it hisses
No wait ....
..... that's just my penis
Won't you give it kisses?
word-uuuuuup
Shove it up yo butt
as I sail the seventh galaxy
in my yellow submarine
throughout this grand multiverse
Reading your past freestyle raps
or listening to myself
as I compose this ballad
can't decide which is fucking worse
As I approach familiar wreckage
the Edmund Fitzgerald
what a floating junker
abandoned in space
I'm reminded of Jessica Albatross
from an ancient mariner's rime
how it stunk like her
vagina
which stank a lot like you
who still stinks up this goddam place
whut-whuuuuut?
Stick it up yo butt
Listen to my disses
and watch my serpent
undulate as it hisses
No wait ....
..... that's just my penis
Won't you give it kisses?
word-uuuuuup
Shove it up yo butt
there are no decent bars up in this bitch,
all i see is shit so you kids should really quit
before you get bit by my wits,
these syllables snap when i spit,
I Deliver facts then i quit,
lyrics so specific realistic critics say I'm prolific,
so persistent I'm optimistic the ballistics from your biscuit won't end my linguistics,
you sound ridiculous,
I am insolent,
I'll give you repeated treatments like shots of insulin,
I will finish this business,
winging it from the beginning,
now who is fucking winning?
all i see is shit so you kids should really quit
before you get bit by my wits,
these syllables snap when i spit,
I Deliver facts then i quit,
lyrics so specific realistic critics say I'm prolific,
so persistent I'm optimistic the ballistics from your biscuit won't end my linguistics,
you sound ridiculous,
I am insolent,
I'll give you repeated treatments like shots of insulin,
I will finish this business,
winging it from the beginning,
now who is fucking winning?
Lol Gazelle
Get serious
Your bit wits make you sound fucking delerious
And get a damn name that makes some inda sense yo
Intead of that half baked name you pulled outta your asshole
What does it even have to do with your amateur poetry
makes me thinka bathing long hair filthy fucking hippies
That effeminate shit don fly with the DU ladies
Take a fucking cue and slant like our Lord Hades
And while your at it stop sucking off Averis
Don want him to bust a nut right here in front of us
But if you do and it dribbles down your chin see
I come lickity split to taste what he left fa me
U know it always sounds good from Calamity
Lol...not even serious gazelle
Get serious
Your bit wits make you sound fucking delerious
And get a damn name that makes some inda sense yo
Intead of that half baked name you pulled outta your asshole
What does it even have to do with your amateur poetry
makes me thinka bathing long hair filthy fucking hippies
That effeminate shit don fly with the DU ladies
Take a fucking cue and slant like our Lord Hades
And while your at it stop sucking off Averis
Don want him to bust a nut right here in front of us
But if you do and it dribbles down your chin see
I come lickity split to taste what he left fa me
U know it always sounds good from Calamity
Lol...not even serious gazelle
Calamaity Gin
don't know where to begin--
dissin'
and wishin--
she just pissin'
in the wind...
Oh yeah, let's go--
guess what I know;
I see you brown-nose
the host's hidey-hole.
Oh, ho, Gin,
better start agin'
you ain't talkin' shit
with 'yo half-assed diss.
don't know where to begin--
dissin'
and wishin--
she just pissin'
in the wind...
Oh yeah, let's go--
guess what I know;
I see you brown-nose
the host's hidey-hole.
Oh, ho, Gin,
better start agin'
you ain't talkin' shit
with 'yo half-assed diss.
La-la-la-Lavender, Madame - her
rap? Like gibberish posted by spammer
bots programmed by Russian hackers
sellin the fellas lots of Viagra
I tell ya's, it's really wack verse
Meanwhile, I'm taking over the universe
Agent Smith in the Matrix style
By the time you get pepper spray outta your purse
there's 5 more of me walking Shady Slim's 8 mile
Yo, I'm over here
I'm over there
Next, you'll be me
and I'll be wearing Madam's underwear
say whuuuuuuut?
rap? Like gibberish posted by spammer
bots programmed by Russian hackers
sellin the fellas lots of Viagra
I tell ya's, it's really wack verse
Meanwhile, I'm taking over the universe
Agent Smith in the Matrix style
By the time you get pepper spray outta your purse
there's 5 more of me walking Shady Slim's 8 mile
Yo, I'm over here
I'm over there
Next, you'll be me
and I'll be wearing Madam's underwear
say whuuuuuuut?
Listen to this
You call this a diss
Your brain as small as the point you miss
My evil is devout
So I'll whip it out
Through down a sharp shout
You can't be a lord
Your vocabs are bored
How long since your words scored
Your toungues all bound
By my wit you have found
Moving your lips with no sound
Stuck between chumps foot and the ground
You call this a diss
Your brain as small as the point you miss
My evil is devout
So I'll whip it out
Through down a sharp shout
You can't be a lord
Your vocabs are bored
How long since your words scored
Your toungues all bound
By my wit you have found
Moving your lips with no sound
Stuck between chumps foot and the ground
That beer was empty years ago nutin' but a prop
see ya sport a personality when ya bottle get shot
Go back to the forest chump
Talkin' bored vocab, I'll make ya next one a cab dad
Your mouths an ulcer I'm a course of bonjela
A relevant fella benevolent weather harbinger
I put the harm in charm and I'll tarn your yarn
Your Italian fam is ficticious
see ya sport a personality when ya bottle get shot
Go back to the forest chump
Talkin' bored vocab, I'll make ya next one a cab dad
Your mouths an ulcer I'm a course of bonjela
A relevant fella benevolent weather harbinger
I put the harm in charm and I'll tarn your yarn
Your Italian fam is ficticious
Anonymous
Oi there beige trousers enough of your rants
Spitting words like you some kinda clown
I hope you wore your big boy pants
Prepare for beige slacks to turn brown
You dare insult my main man chump
Try posting some words both edgy and weird
I bet you fucking vote for Donald Trump
And recently shaved off your hipster beard
You aint no rapper I read your spit
So stop talking gangsta shit fella
Now get your ass back to the gap, innit
I have met more intimidating tubes of bonjela
Spitting words like you some kinda clown
I hope you wore your big boy pants
Prepare for beige slacks to turn brown
You dare insult my main man chump
Try posting some words both edgy and weird
I bet you fucking vote for Donald Trump
And recently shaved off your hipster beard
You aint no rapper I read your spit
So stop talking gangsta shit fella
Now get your ass back to the gap, innit
I have met more intimidating tubes of bonjela
