Poetry competition CLOSED 20th August 2016 10:07pm
WINNER
Chaoticwayz
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Bad Grammar

poet Anonymous

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gazellemon
Bradley J
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luv meks me sid..
no1 luvs mea 4 hoo i amz,
dey tel mea 2 jus b mea,
boot no1 lieks shet,
i tri 2 b gret,
i juan 2 wen trofy
so da werld taks mea cerelouslee
boot no1 lez poo in2 compitizon,
dey sey i wil imbaris mai selph,
dey soo dum,
liek rely dum,
shet can b gret fertalazer,
liek.. cerelouslee rely gret,
u no mashroms gro in poo rite?
I tred 2 tell dem i culd be mashroms 2,
dey laf
.. i cri evertiem

gazellemon
Bradley J
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using a text to speech website for this made me lol.

WillowsWhimsies
Dangerous Mind
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nite is on me
shaddoes leengthun
feer groes strong
its eeger arms embrase me

if I weeken
et will take me
2 falltur
is 2 surrindur

pane is an ellushun
da realletee is…
nuthin
no pane
no joy
onlee beein

in da darkness
feer is masstur

snugglebuck
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Satire unappreciated deleted!.

gazellemon
Bradley J
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i disagree. this competition is awesome!

poet Anonymous

Dam, at their three done wacked hymn in hes four head

poet Anonymous

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gazellemon
Bradley J
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dep unergrund powetry iz a plaz oph luv,
lik fer relz,
if u donut lik it pleaz jus chilz,
sbreadin eight iz lik som nob shet,
lik fer relz... u shood qut,
cerelouslee dis compitizon is lika daank memi,
da beez nees homees,
jus leve.. lik fer relz,
y u gota cauze a seen?
weeeek... supr fukin weeek

(consider my first one my official submission.. this is just too much fun!)

rabbitquest
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Every Southern fiord  managerial
placement corporations best interest.

snugglebuck
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gazellemon said:i disagree. this competition is awesome!

Easy gazellmom. it's called satire!

Satire littered with grammatical errors.

snugglebuck
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Anonymous said:<< post removed >>

Good Lord!

Read it again.  It's satirical write punctuated with common grammatical errors.  It wasn't supposed to be taken literally.  Gee Whizz!  

gazellemon
Bradley J
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i thot satier wuz supozed 2 b phuny :0

snugglebuck
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gazellemon said:i thot satier wuz supozed 2 b phuny :0

Read it again.  The idea of someone writing that grammar is not that important with a write that is full of common grammatical errors, is funny, at least to some of us.

Chaoticwayz
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Yall iz funny
I got dis twenty
dis honey
iz yummy
So get on yer knees
n make sum money!

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