Poetry competition CLOSED 27th July 2016 1:30pm
WINNER
HadesRising
HadesRising
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The Cat's and Dog's Perspective
Poetry Contest Description
Write as if you were a cat or dog
We need some more comps going!
Write poems through the eyes of cats and dogs, as if you were one of them. What is their perspective on all things--life, observations, the world around them, etc.
Any style, length, as many entries as you want, no collabs, and no sadistic shock value animal cruelty writes--there's enough evil in the world without promoting more, here, and I'll promptly delete any entries that go down that awful road.
1,2,3 Go--get your cat eyes and dog ears, on!
Write poems through the eyes of cats and dogs, as if you were one of them. What is their perspective on all things--life, observations, the world around them, etc.
Any style, length, as many entries as you want, no collabs, and no sadistic shock value animal cruelty writes--there's enough evil in the world without promoting more, here, and I'll promptly delete any entries that go down that awful road.
1,2,3 Go--get your cat eyes and dog ears, on!
Who you calling dog
If I could put on your leash and drive you to the store
I wouldn't be eating this cheap dry food any more
Wed shop on the meat isle
Throw the pork chops in a pile
You eat the cardboard and let the dog have a smile
And at the meals completion
Some bovine mammory secretion
You'd start calling me sir
And start licking my fur
See how your ass feels with a burr
I don't mind when you pet me
You're just too dumb to get me.
If I could put on your leash and drive you to the store
I wouldn't be eating this cheap dry food any more
Wed shop on the meat isle
Throw the pork chops in a pile
You eat the cardboard and let the dog have a smile
And at the meals completion
Some bovine mammory secretion
You'd start calling me sir
And start licking my fur
See how your ass feels with a burr
I don't mind when you pet me
You're just too dumb to get me.
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SET
I was born on the cusp of a dying star
Servants come to witness from miles afar
Behold, the being of darkest, purest light
Open the can, infidel, and feed me tonight
Bow down and worship me, two-leg
The throne is mine!
Perched high upon my tower
The throne is mine!
I will crack the whip at the petting need
Felinemantic sorceries, I must feed
Sprinkle the catnip in the pentagram
I must consult the visions of the damned
Bow down and worship me, no-fur
The throne is mine!
Perched high, a divining rod
The throne is mine!
My meow is the utter truth
My claws, thorns of divine judgment
My purrs will pacify
My growls will terrify
My poop is pungent!
You must all bow to me
Or I'll piss upon your head
The shredding of furniture
Is just as sure as death
Witness me, in glory, as I lick my butt
Let in the strays outside, a harem of sluts
Hallowed is my reverent name, you bet
Feed me, mortal be damned, for my name is Set
Bow down and worship me, two-leg
The throne is mine!
Perched high upon my tower
The throne is mine!
My meow is the utter truth
My claws, thorns of divine judgment
My purrs will pacify
My growls will terrify
My poop is pungent!
Bow down and worship me, no-fur
The throne is mine!
Perched high, a divining rod
The throne is mine!
(c) 2016 Frank Green
SET
I was born on the cusp of a dying star
Servants come to witness from miles afar
Behold, the being of darkest, purest light
Open the can, infidel, and feed me tonight
Bow down and worship me, two-leg
The throne is mine!
Perched high upon my tower
The throne is mine!
I will crack the whip at the petting need
Felinemantic sorceries, I must feed
Sprinkle the catnip in the pentagram
I must consult the visions of the damned
Bow down and worship me, no-fur
The throne is mine!
Perched high, a divining rod
The throne is mine!
My meow is the utter truth
My claws, thorns of divine judgment
My purrs will pacify
My growls will terrify
My poop is pungent!
You must all bow to me
Or I'll piss upon your head
The shredding of furniture
Is just as sure as death
Witness me, in glory, as I lick my butt
Let in the strays outside, a harem of sluts
Hallowed is my reverent name, you bet
Feed me, mortal be damned, for my name is Set
Bow down and worship me, two-leg
The throne is mine!
Perched high upon my tower
The throne is mine!
My meow is the utter truth
My claws, thorns of divine judgment
My purrs will pacify
My growls will terrify
My poop is pungent!
Bow down and worship me, no-fur
The throne is mine!
Perched high, a divining rod
The throne is mine!
(c) 2016 Frank Green
Marmalade🐾
From my ruff honey'd licks and whiskered kisses,
This young clever kitten with marmalade fur
And sly almond eyes, making amber hisses,
Foils your advances with the arch of my purrrr.
Ringtail coiled soft 'neath your deviated nose,
And I spritely leap up when you puff and sneeze!
Did I really do that? Heaven only knows,
So Mummy, while I nuzzle, my catnip pleeease.
And soon after dinner it's time for a lounge,
You know how I love to curl up on your lap
And bat at your hand while I playfully scrounge;
You won't mind if I give a little love tap.
The clock on the mantle is chiming goodnight.
This kitten bounds into the bedroom apace,
To wait for dear Mummy to turn out the light
So I can resume curling up on your face.
From my ruff honey'd licks and whiskered kisses,
This young clever kitten with marmalade fur
And sly almond eyes, making amber hisses,
Foils your advances with the arch of my purrrr.
Ringtail coiled soft 'neath your deviated nose,
And I spritely leap up when you puff and sneeze!
Did I really do that? Heaven only knows,
So Mummy, while I nuzzle, my catnip pleeease.
And soon after dinner it's time for a lounge,
You know how I love to curl up on your lap
And bat at your hand while I playfully scrounge;
You won't mind if I give a little love tap.
The clock on the mantle is chiming goodnight.
This kitten bounds into the bedroom apace,
To wait for dear Mummy to turn out the light
So I can resume curling up on your face.
Anonymous
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Congrats to Hades! I didn't assign runner ups, because of the few entries here, and didn't want to leave one person out of honorable mentions, but Chump, Jade ,and Amelia--you're all in second place. Thanks for writing, everyone!
