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Poetry competition CLOSED 21st June 2016 6:20pm
WINNER
dejure (vick)
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RUNNER-UP: Jade-Pandora

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Poeticize F**K

poet Anonymous

Poetry Contest

write a traditional haiku containing the word F**K, F*****G Etc.
The task is to write a haiku using the F word or any of its forms Fuck, Fucking, Fucker, Fucked and all the colloquial variations

(apologies for the foul language, it is meant to highlight the irony of the word for the purposes of art)  

The standard haiku format of 17 syllables
line one: 5 (Syllables)
line two: 7
line three: 5

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Well suck my titties
I likes your pretty pucker
Suck mother fucker!

Till my nips stick out..
Like pinky tips from your lips..
Mm that pretty pout...

Then finger fuck me
But dont dare stop sucking me
Mother fucker hear!?

Cuz i likes that mouth
Later on doll...you go south.
No! Not cock...purt mouth.....💋

poet Anonymous

i bet if you check,
there's a comp with all the fucks:
orgasm haiku.

poet Anonymous

love the energy. cheers calamitygin

Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
Tyrant of Words
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Hi host Jaykay!  
I'm about to post my first entry set.  Since the comp has just started, may I post more as time passes?

Thank you.  --Jade

Jade-Pandora
jade tiger
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It's a Wonderful Fucking World



listen up fucker
get a personality
before Trump shoots you


road rage bullet kiss
from the fucker next to you
of course it hits me


just minding my own
then mister mo-fo comes in
fuck, what's with the bomb


think you know it all
your brain's up your ass, spastic
so think fast, you're fucked


I heard what you said
now listen to me fucker
you don't exist, bro'


you fuck like a pig
and the brown shit that you suck
comes outta yo' mouth

poet Anonymous

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calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Bent over laughing Orchid
...fuck

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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TheGoddessMinerva said:i bet if you check,
there's a comp with all the fucks:
orgasm haiku.



Lmbo!!! Sshe schools in haiku

case28
Alexander Case
Dangerous Mind
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poetically
the word fuck is a golden
exclamation mark

berea440oh
Dangerous Mind
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When I stopped with the
Hard fucking on her ass, Sam turned
To show her pussy.

seekingkate
kateA
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i am fucked...no shit
old patterns emerging, fuck
god help me with this



** Hope 'old' haikus are accepted.  I wrote this back in September 2014.



poet Anonymous

The fucking fuckups job interview.

Hello mr fucker, what the fuck are you fucking here for?
I'm here for this fucking fucked company i want to fucking join it,
To fuck as many fuckers, is my fucking dream for the rest of my fucking career.

Solomon_Song
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She craves a young buck -
"A mother I'd like to fuck" -
Can't believe my luck!

dejure
vick
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on my fucking phone
whenever I type the fuck
it turn into duck

this is gonna be a fun comp

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