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Parody a classic song, make us recognize it WITHOUT identifying what your classic song is.
New writes only
Unlimited entries
No identifying marks as this comp is going up for public vote, I also ask that you don't post to your page until after the comp for the same reason.
If you can't resist commenting, do it via PM please.

So that this is an all inclusive comp no extreme content.

An example:

Stalker Claws Is Driving 'Round Town
 
You better watch out
With those little white lies
Don't be a lout
I'm telling you why
Stalker Claws is driving 'round town
Stalker Claws is driving 'round town

She's making a list
Of your every vice
You knew she was naughty
Thought she was nice
Stalker Claws is driving 'round town
Stalker Claws is driving 'round town

She sees you when your sneaking
She follows in your wake
She knows when you've been bad, says "Good!"
She takes notes for goodness sakes

O! You better watch out!
Don't you make her cry
She'll start to shout
Boy, you're gonna to die
Stalker Claws ain't driving 'round town
Stalker Claws is parked outside of your house

Should we or should we not mention the actual song we are parodying?

I vote for not, so the poets have to work that much harder at ensuring readers recognize the underlying song.

The original song should NOT be identified, the description has been updated to not this as well.

accidently put it twice fixed that

Coaster

You send me on a roller coaster,
buckle me in so I don't die.
My nervous sweat creates an odor,
you tell me I'm gonna be alright.

Up and down and twisting sideways, it's doing a loop now (I hold my breathe, my breathe)
All I want to do is throw up, instead let out a howl.

Screaming cuz I can't see.
You're holding me, but I can't breathe.
Say having fun? Think I couldn't be.
Hating the fear take over me.
Hating the fear take over me.
Hating the fear take over me.
screaming, screaming,
screaming, screaming,
screaming cuz I

When is this over? I need a drag.
Seventy-five seconds, bullshit.
Behind my quick heart-beat, the time lags.
It's racing so fast it might split.

Up and down and twisting sideways, it's doing a loop now (I hold my breathe, my breathe)
All I want to do is throw up, instead let out a howl.

Screaming cuz I can't see.
You're holding me, but I can't breathe.
Say having fun? Think I couldn't be.
Hating the fear take over me.
Hating the fear take over me.
Hating the fear take over me.
screaming, screaming,
screaming, screaming,
screaming cuz I

Hands clenching hard
Punch you in the faceys
My chest a shard
from the fear you placeys
Tear and terror clad
God you make me crazies
I'm screaming, screaming
ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, I

Screaming cuz I can't see.
You're holding me, but I can't breathe.
Say having fun? Think I couldn't be.
Hating the fear take over me.

Screaming cuz I can't see.
You're holding me, but I can't breathe.
Hating the fear take over me.
Hating the fear take over me.

screaming, screaming,
screaming cuz I
screaming, screaming,
screaming cuz I

whoah, ah
You send me on a roller coaster,
oh...ah
You send me on a roller coaster,
oh...
You send me on a roller coaster,
oh... cuz... I

Can't Remember You


Can't remember you, I don't know why.
Can't remember you, can't even try.

Like a tuning fork that breaks a glass,
How the taste of you once gave me gas.
Ev-er-y-day, I just wanna say:

Can't remember you, I'm better off.
Still, no matter where, it's not enough.

That's why times like this I need a snack,
Otherwise I'd hurl and never slack,
'Cause I hope that you've forgotten me too.

( This is where the Orchestral segment comes in, only this time played by kazoo & spoons )

( Vocal now resumes... )

Can't remember you, I'm glad to say.
Still, no matter when, you'd better pray.

There will never be a time for us,
Just get on the next outgoing bus,
'Cause I hope that you've forgotten me too.

if your hair's fallin out
and you want to go out
rogaine
if your hair's fallin down
down on the ground
rogaine
please go buy
please go buy
some rogaine
well i got bad news
your hair's on your shoes
rogaine
when your hairline is done
chrome dome aint no fun
rogaine
please go buy
please go buy
some rogaine
cut you forehead some slack
all your hair's on your back
rogaine
please go buy
please go buy
please go buy
some rogaine

What's That Spell?

The Road to War
is most often paved by politicians
and travelled the least by
clueless cheerleaders

Give me a P !

clap clap

Give me an L !

clap clap

Give me a T !

clap clap

What's that spell?

PATHETIC LOSER'S TRIPE!

Gushing feigned admiration for every
medal, star and stripe
Oooooooooooooooooh, yeah

P---A---T---H---E---T---I---C
What the hell did I just spell?
Patty

L---O---S---E---R
definately spells what you are
Spoiled and catty
Bratty?

T---R---I---P---E
what your gibberish sounds like to me
Catty, bratty Patty

Hey, Patty
It's a sign
The yellow streak
up and down your spine
Hey, Patty


Hey, Patty
why don't you shut the fuck up
and embrace reality
Sitting like a slug all day
in front of your TV
watching FOX News
never having once put your life on the line

We'd really like to think you could
but I don't think you can
There's a better chance of you
demanding war with Iran
It's a crying shame
how you believe War is a game

Oh, if we had our way
we'd send you to Iraq
straight to the front line
take a bullet in the back
or to your thick skull
full of rhetorical cock 'n' bull
Personally, I'd prefer a bayonet
right through your dead heart
its so far from Purple
it's not even funny


Hey, Patty
best way you can serve your country?
Shut your goddam pie-hole
Please, for everyone's sake
In the very least, do it for me
If there was any justice in this world
Uncle Sam would make it happen

because we could do without
Toxic Grannies on the sidelines
afraid to get their hands dirty
near to stout, far from sturdy
Nanzy pansies with excuses
why others should fight their battles overseas

Oh, if we don't pick up a gun
terrorists will overun her nation
putting another crimp in
her arthritic masturbation
Taught by Jesus Christ
to love her vagina
and if necessary to maintain Peace
he recommends the U.S. of A
goes ahead and nukes that godless China

We can only pray
the M---E---E---K
hopefully sooner than later
will inherit planet Earth someday
When silly, selfish Warpigs
like Patty fade away
it will be quite the celebration
and we'll be so proud to live in
a nation like America once again

As there were only 5 entries I decided not to put it to public vote.  Chump you got the win because I now have your version stuck in my head over the original Cocain, that's the sign of a good parody 😄

So close again. Good job Chump. Thanks for the challenge, Trix.

Thanks host Trix... Congratulations, Chump!

Btw, my "Can't Remember You" is a parody of Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable".., both the man and the song, truly classics.

(Rest in peace, Natalie)

Gosh durn it, I'm late with my entry.

Oh, well ..... I'll post it anyway.


Spluperfectifeyed

You with your predictable disturbing recreation
a sick animal who can't get it through his thick skull
while I get spluperfectifeyed

I've been waiting my whole life for just one COCK
And all I needed was just one COCK
But all you want is for me to suck your COCK
I find myself spluperfectifeyed, spunked in the eyes again
All I wanted was just one COCK
One tiny little innocent COCK
Hoping that the time has come to deFROCK
I find myself spluperfectifeyed, spunked in the eyes again

Why, do you like blowing it all over
My, limited scope of vision
I, can feel it all start burning
I think I'm losing my eyesight
And why, do you like blowing it all over
My, limited scope of vision
I, can feel it all start burning

Can't see now, but you just don't get it
Don't you think maybe you could aim for my breasts?
Why do you always lose control at the last second?
I get spluperfectifeyed
Sticks in my eyelids, begins to burn
I put up with it because you never learn
Don't you think maybe you could aim for my breasts?
Why do you always lose control at the last second?
I get spluperfectifeyed

I dodge left to avoid the stream from your COCK
I fake right to avoid the stream from your COCK
I duck to avoid the stream from your COCK
I find myself spluperfectifeyed, spunked in the eyes again
You think it's really funny, you FUCK
There's no romance in a money shot, you FUCK
Try a face full of this runny snot, you FUCK
I find myself spluperfectifeyed, spunked in the eyes again

Why, do you like blowing it all over
My, limited scope of vision
I, can feel it all start burning
Hindsight is twenty / twenty
And why, do you like blowing it all over
My, limited scope of vision
I, can feel it all start burning

Can't see now, but you just don't get it
Don't you think maybe you could aim for my breasts?
Why do you always lose control at the last second?
I get spluperfectifeyed
Sticks in my eyelids, begins to burn
I put up with it because you never learn
Don't you think maybe you could aim for my breasts?
Why do you always lose control at the last second?
I get spluperfectifeyed

ewww ...
... owww!

But I don't deny you
No baby now, I don't deny you
I never learn my lesson

Can't see now, but you just don't get it
Don't you think maybe you could aim for my breasts?
Why do you always lose control at the last second?
I get spluperfectifeyed

Spunked in the face, right in each eye
once again spluperfectifeyed
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
once again spluperfectifeyed
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
once again spluperfectifeyed
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
once again spluperfectifeyed
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
Spunked in the face, right in each eye
spluperfectifeyed, ewww ... owww!




10% of all royalties go to Disturbed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ZVPEYHToI

sweet.... now i have more trophies than testicles

chump said:sweet.... now i have more trophies than testicles

Lol!! haha!! Congrats for that as well!