Poetry competition CLOSED 31st May 2016 3:18pm
WINNER
MadameLavender
MadameLavender
WorkinTitles
Poetry Contest Description
Let's have your book/film/play titles that are 'suitable' or match the author's name
Just a bit of fun see what we can invent. Here are a couple of examples:
How To Lose Weight By Arthur Poundless. How Not To Tame Tigers by Claude Balls. Health Check For Men by Ophelia Nutts
Naturally there will be some with a sexual connotation well the smuttier the better. Any number you please the more the merrier.
First prize it a weeks holiday at my house. Second prize is two weeks holiday at my house.
How To Lose Weight By Arthur Poundless. How Not To Tame Tigers by Claude Balls. Health Check For Men by Ophelia Nutts
Naturally there will be some with a sexual connotation well the smuttier the better. Any number you please the more the merrier.
First prize it a weeks holiday at my house. Second prize is two weeks holiday at my house.
1. As Near As I Can Get - by Paul Ableman
2. The Mouth and Oral Sex - by Paul Ableman
3. The Path to Home - by Edgar Guest
4. Freedom - name of the tour in 2010 of Alicia Keys
5. You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down: Stories (1982) - by Alice Walker
2. The Mouth and Oral Sex - by Paul Ableman
3. The Path to Home - by Edgar Guest
4. Freedom - name of the tour in 2010 of Alicia Keys
5. You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down: Stories (1982) - by Alice Walker
"Eating With Gusto" by Randy Chew
"Pink Boobs" by Rose Tietz
"Narcissism: A Memoir" by Ima Foxx
"Toilets: A Photographic Tour of Public Restrooms" by Uri Naal
"Healing Through Holistic Asian Regurgitation" by Vomm It Soon
"Perspectives on Asian Youth" by Sum Yung Gai
"Hidden Causes of Genital Pain" by Dick Hertz
"Nature Walks and Hikes" by Woody Ambler
"Body Orifices" by Glory Houle
"Pink Boobs" by Rose Tietz
"Narcissism: A Memoir" by Ima Foxx
"Toilets: A Photographic Tour of Public Restrooms" by Uri Naal
"Healing Through Holistic Asian Regurgitation" by Vomm It Soon
"Perspectives on Asian Youth" by Sum Yung Gai
"Hidden Causes of Genital Pain" by Dick Hertz
"Nature Walks and Hikes" by Woody Ambler
"Body Orifices" by Glory Houle
What Not To Name Your Child by Anita Corning, with forward by Al Penas.
Note: both are actual names of real people. Anita Corning has an unincorporated town named after her in Iowa. Al Penas was a college basketball player during the 70's.
Note: both are actual names of real people. Anita Corning has an unincorporated town named after her in Iowa. Al Penas was a college basketball player during the 70's.
"Ceramics on a Budget" by Penney Potter
"How to Tat your Linens" by Lacey Sheets
"Meteorology 101" by Rene Dey
"Prominent Assholes in History" by Anus Biggens
"Semen Analysis Collection Procedure for Laboratory Testing" by Jack Hoff
"How to Tat your Linens" by Lacey Sheets
"Meteorology 101" by Rene Dey
"Prominent Assholes in History" by Anus Biggens
"Semen Analysis Collection Procedure for Laboratory Testing" by Jack Hoff
Workin' Titles in Space
"How to Fold a Napkin" by Smooth Angles
"How to Double Your Earnings" by Inne Crease
"Crossing Over" by Paay Toll
"Leap of Faith" by Trea Frogg
"Maintenance Guide for Women" by Ima Toole
"Incontinence: 101" by Pia Lott
"Truth Teller" by Issa Lyer
"Climbing Everest" by Mrs. Everest
"10,000 Origami Swans" by Tishu Paper
"Cheers for Pastries" by Honey Buns
"Crossroads to Sex" by Intercourse Bliss
"Appetizers 4 Beginners" by Olive Pitts
"Surviving Geriatric Sex" by Bones Thinner
"Campfire Cookouts" by B.B. Cue
"Welcome to Seattle" by Space Needle
"How to Fold a Napkin" by Smooth Angles
"How to Double Your Earnings" by Inne Crease
"Crossing Over" by Paay Toll
"Leap of Faith" by Trea Frogg
"Maintenance Guide for Women" by Ima Toole
"Incontinence: 101" by Pia Lott
"Truth Teller" by Issa Lyer
"Climbing Everest" by Mrs. Everest
"10,000 Origami Swans" by Tishu Paper
"Cheers for Pastries" by Honey Buns
"Crossroads to Sex" by Intercourse Bliss
"Appetizers 4 Beginners" by Olive Pitts
"Surviving Geriatric Sex" by Bones Thinner
"Campfire Cookouts" by B.B. Cue
"Welcome to Seattle" by Space Needle
The Yellow Rose Beauty Shop - by Carolyn Brown
Loving the Chase - by Sharla Lovelace
Red Carpet Kiss - by Melissa Brown
At the Existentialist Café - by Sarah Bakewell
Cracking the AP U.S. History Exam (College Test Preparation) - by Princeton Review
Pumpkinflowers: A Soldier's Story - by Matti Friedman
Loving the Chase - by Sharla Lovelace
Red Carpet Kiss - by Melissa Brown
At the Existentialist Café - by Sarah Bakewell
Cracking the AP U.S. History Exam (College Test Preparation) - by Princeton Review
Pumpkinflowers: A Soldier's Story - by Matti Friedman
