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Embarrassing Moment
gazellemon
Bradley J
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Joined 6th Mar 2014
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Bradley J
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Poetry Contest Description
Poetically describe a time you were embarrassed
NO JUDGEMENT ZONE!
New or old
One submission per user
two weeks
Funny is a plus, but not necessary

New or old
One submission per user
two weeks
Funny is a plus, but not necessary

OxyMoronicMe
G.L.
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Joined 15th Feb 2016
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G.L.
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Doubl Breast and Dancing Shoe
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I felt pretty
For the first time
I looked like Barbie
On my tube pink gown
On my first Prom Night.
I felt tall
Wearing heels
Borrowed from my cousin
It's a bit larger
Nothing a cork
Won't fix to fit
I felt loved
My crush asked me for a dance
And as we walked hand in hand
To the dance floor
My strapless bra
Slowly descended
Until my boobs
Looks like it sprouted
From my chubby waist.
Too good, it was dark
The strobe light hides
My redish cheeks
And my second pair of breast.
And if it wasn't enough
As I fled to the ladies John
My shoe decides
That it still wants to dance
And let my bare foot
Walk a head of time.
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All Rights Reserved
I felt pretty
For the first time
I looked like Barbie
On my tube pink gown
On my first Prom Night.
I felt tall
Wearing heels
Borrowed from my cousin
It's a bit larger
Nothing a cork
Won't fix to fit
I felt loved
My crush asked me for a dance
And as we walked hand in hand
To the dance floor
My strapless bra
Slowly descended
Until my boobs
Looks like it sprouted
From my chubby waist.
Too good, it was dark
The strobe light hides
My redish cheeks
And my second pair of breast.
And if it wasn't enough
As I fled to the ladies John
My shoe decides
That it still wants to dance
And let my bare foot
Walk a head of time.
gazellemon
Bradley J
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Joined 6th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 372
Bradley J
Fire of Insight


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thank you for starting this comp off on the right foot! pun intended

snugglebuck
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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WHITE PANTS
I’m embarrassed
To share this
But at the school dance
I accidently
Shit my pants!
I had messed
My rented
White Tux
With brown
Sticky stuff
I didn’t notice
What I did
At first
Thinking I farted
A burst
But then
A classmate
Named Vance
Said, “snugglebuck
Did you know
That you just
Shit your pants?”
And thereafter
No girl
Would ever dance
With a jackass
Who had
Shit his pants
So my friends
Know in advance
Don’t pass gas
At the school dance
Because you might
End up with
Shit your pants
WHITE PANTS
I’m embarrassed
To share this
But at the school dance
I accidently
Shit my pants!
I had messed
My rented
White Tux
With brown
Sticky stuff
I didn’t notice
What I did
At first
Thinking I farted
A burst
But then
A classmate
Named Vance
Said, “snugglebuck
Did you know
That you just
Shit your pants?”
And thereafter
No girl
Would ever dance
With a jackass
Who had
Shit his pants
So my friends
Know in advance
Don’t pass gas
At the school dance
Because you might
End up with
Shit your pants
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words


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Snubbed up Nose band dryouds....
Id was 5th grade
Time to pick an instrumend
For band
I had a cold, tissue in hand
We had to ged up
And gib each thingy a dry
On the trumbond
I gabe a good blow
On the trumped
Nudding flowed
Then came the clarined
I huffed hard
And blew snod all over id.....
Mr. Arnold looked furious!!
I said: Hey dude...told you I was condagious!!
Id was 5th grade
Time to pick an instrumend
For band
I had a cold, tissue in hand
We had to ged up
And gib each thingy a dry
On the trumbond
I gabe a good blow
On the trumped
Nudding flowed
Then came the clarined
I huffed hard
And blew snod all over id.....
Mr. Arnold looked furious!!
I said: Hey dude...told you I was condagious!!
jenny_is_hungry
2
Joined 22nd Apr 2016
Forum Posts: 30
Fire of Insight


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I love this, everyone has had at least one embarassing thing happen so... Here goes one of my lighter ones....
When i was in middle school,
You were only ever cool,
If you went to dolphin mall on the weekends,
So one weekend,
I went with my friends,
To meet a boy that i liked a lot,
We met at the movies,
I was feeling quite groovy,
And we kissed goodnight before i turned to leave,
Needless to say,
As I was walking away,
I didnt notice the stack of endless chairs,
There were three rows of a hundred,
and into them i plummeted,
And down like dominoes they went,
it went on for miles,
And around me the smiles,
And laughter was not the worst event,
Next thing i knew,
Applause had ensued,
On the first floor AND the second,
I looked all around,
Not one of my friends to be found,
As they had run away, hidden from view,
If this isnt the worst,
Another day I burst,
And vomited on the same crush that year,
Needless to say,
We werent meant to be,
But to me, that is okay... Now... 13 years later....
When i was in middle school,
You were only ever cool,
If you went to dolphin mall on the weekends,
So one weekend,
I went with my friends,
To meet a boy that i liked a lot,
We met at the movies,
I was feeling quite groovy,
And we kissed goodnight before i turned to leave,
Needless to say,
As I was walking away,
I didnt notice the stack of endless chairs,
There were three rows of a hundred,
and into them i plummeted,
And down like dominoes they went,
it went on for miles,
And around me the smiles,
And laughter was not the worst event,
Next thing i knew,
Applause had ensued,
On the first floor AND the second,
I looked all around,
Not one of my friends to be found,
As they had run away, hidden from view,
If this isnt the worst,
Another day I burst,
And vomited on the same crush that year,
Needless to say,
We werent meant to be,
But to me, that is okay... Now... 13 years later....

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Jamers_Mitchell
Joined 20th Feb 2016
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jenny_is_hungry
2
Joined 22nd Apr 2016
Forum Posts: 30
Fire of Insight


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Todski28: This was great! i only hope you kept grapling... Rock out with your cock out lol much more courageous
calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
28
Joined 22nd June 2015
Forum Posts: 2047
Jennifer Michael McCurry
Tyrant of Words


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Lol...Thanks honey...
I am happy this translated...This moment...been trying to erase from my memory for a very looooong time...I so appreciate you letting me relib id..
Everyone...so fun...great job!
I am happy this translated...This moment...been trying to erase from my memory for a very looooong time...I so appreciate you letting me relib id..
Everyone...so fun...great job!