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Embarrassing Moment

gazellemon
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Bradley J
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Poetry Contest

Poetically describe a time you were embarrassed
NO JUDGEMENT ZONE!

New or old
One submission per user
two weeks
Funny is a plus, but not necessary


OxyMoronicMe
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Doubl Breast and Dancing Shoe

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I felt pretty
For the first time
I looked like Barbie
On my tube pink gown
On my first Prom Night.

I felt tall
Wearing heels
Borrowed from my cousin
It's a bit larger
Nothing a cork
Won't fix to fit

I felt loved
My crush asked me for a dance
And as we walked hand in hand
To the dance floor
My strapless bra
Slowly descended
Until my boobs
Looks like it sprouted
From my chubby waist.

Too good, it was dark
The strobe light hides
My redish cheeks
And my second pair of breast.
And if it wasn't enough
As I fled to the ladies John
My shoe decides
That it still wants to dance
And let my bare foot
Walk a head of time.



gazellemon
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Bradley J
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thank you for starting this comp off on the right foot! pun intended

snugglebuck
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WHITE PANTS

I’m embarrassed
To share this
But at the school dance
I accidently
Shit my pants!

I had messed
My rented
White Tux
With brown
Sticky stuff

I didn’t notice
What I did
At first
Thinking I farted
A burst

But then
A classmate
Named Vance
Said, “snugglebuck
Did you know
That you just
Shit your pants?”

And thereafter
No girl
Would ever dance
With a jackass
Who had
Shit his pants

So my friends
Know in advance
Don’t pass gas
At the school dance
Because you might
End up with
Shit your pants

calamitygin
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Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Snubbed up Nose band dryouds....

Id was 5th grade
Time to pick an instrumend
For band
I had a cold, tissue in hand
We had to ged up
And gib each thingy a dry
On the trumbond
I gabe a good blow
On the trumped
Nudding flowed

Then came the clarined
I huffed hard
And blew snod all over id.....

Mr. Arnold looked furious!!

I said: Hey dude...told you I was condagious!!


jenny_is_hungry
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I love this, everyone has had at least one embarassing thing happen so... Here goes one of my lighter ones....

When i was in middle school,
You were only ever cool,
If you went to dolphin mall on the weekends,

So one weekend,
I went with my friends,
To meet a boy that i liked a lot,

We met at the movies,
I was feeling quite groovy,
And we kissed goodnight before i turned to leave,

Needless to say,
As I was walking away,
I didnt notice the stack of endless chairs,

There were three rows of a hundred,
and into them i plummeted,
And down like dominoes they went,

it went on for miles,
And around me the smiles,
And laughter was not the worst event,

Next thing i knew,
Applause had ensued,
On the first floor AND the second,

I looked all around,
Not one of my friends to be found,
As they had run away, hidden from view,

If this isnt the worst,
Another day I burst,
And vomited on the same crush that year,

Needless to say,
We werent meant to be,
But to me, that is okay... Now... 13 years later....

poet Anonymous

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Jamers_Mitchell
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how
Embarrassing

jenny_is_hungry
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Todski28:   This was great! i only hope you kept grapling... Rock out with your cock out lol much more courageous

calamitygin
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Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Lol...Thanks honey...
I am happy this translated...This moment...been trying to erase from my memory for a very looooong time...I so appreciate you letting me relib id..

Everyone...so fun...great job!

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