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Poetry competition CLOSED 12th December 2015 00:35am
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calamitygin (Jennifer Michael McCurry)
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RUNNER-UP: snugglebuck

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Sexy Santa

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diamonddave75
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Sinful Rhythm

mistletoe kiss
christmas beauty
santa’s a girl
hot centerfold

red cotton
white lace
black silk
holy sin

dreamy skin
warm touch
pouty lips
luscious legs

rock n’ roll
seductress
six string
goddess

jamming
so tight
grinding
silent night

fingers
so skillful
her solo
my bass line

fucking hard
bottom end
pounding
sinful rhythm



Dameon_Farris
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Wow great rhythm

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Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Santa's dissapointed Baby

I heard a HO! HO! HO!
So of course i came on down..
A jolly man in big black boots and a
velvet red suit..
Belly big and round was what i found..
Santa said with a twinkle in his eye "Well hey hey hey sweet little thing!"
"Have something for under your tree i thought i would bring!"
I said with a giggle "Well okay lets see that big ol package! Might let you give it to me!"
"You know..letcha stuff mih stockins..?"
He said "Of course i do.. bring on over that cute little bottom."
His big ol belly shook a merry jiggle.
I sashayed right ova with strut and a wiggle..
He says "Come on kitten..have a sit on ol' Santa's knee."
"You have been a very bad girl..think you oughta make it up to me!"
I hopped on, legs spread round him wide.
He said "I do dig those stockings..reach on in Santa's suit..
See this package i have to put inside!"
And when i unzzzipped and found what guided that fat mans sleigh...
I fell right offa his lap on my ass..
Was stunned..i just could not avert my gaze..
You never saw a man with such an enormous erection..!
And the balls that hung on his tree..
Were hung with perfection..
A little afraid, but got back up ready for the task..
I tore off my robe, threw off my sash.
But when i climbed back on and he slid up my gash..
He lasted bout 20 seconds..
Ejaculated waaay to damned fast.
He sputtered, embarrased..
Said "I guess i'm getting too old."
I said "Neh, you're just too fucking horny, thanks anyway Santa..was fun? Button up tight on the way out, and don't catch a cold."



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"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

let me wrap you up in luv
with purple kisses and thrills
your my sweetest present ever

let's kiss under the mistletoe
while we sway to the music
that our hearts so softly whisper

since you unwrapped my heart
yours and mine have hugged endlessly
you've been all I've ever needed

dance with me as our spirits embrace
lay with me under this tree so pretty
decorated with our initials and purple luv

star so bright it glows on our faces
looking into each other's sea green eyes
we both gaze upon reflection of our passion

you're such a luving gift given to me
sent with luv from Angel's above
with blessings forever to behold

Merry Christmas My Luv!!

Inspiration ~ "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
By Fifth Harmony
http://youtu.be/9vu4AN2bc-M

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Maggie was sitting topless behind
The tree with a smile and saying,
"Good morning. This is your hot
Sexy Santa speaking
And waiting for her
Holiday fuck.
So, do you
Want to
Fuck?"

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She always slept in the nude
Did not think this was rude
Hoped when Christmas came
Santa would would give her a game

Santa was delighted to find
His advances were not declined
So he jumped into her bed
Her legs were wide spread

He rode her until he was spent
She had willingly given her consent
But he had to hurry away
To deliver the toys before day

She hoped he would return
When all the delivery was done
But she had forgotten, she'd been told
Santa is only for Christmas




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RUDOLF THE WELL HUNG REINDEER


You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
You know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolf the Well Hung Reindeer
Had a very big shinny hose
And if you ever saw it
You would even see it grow
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolf
Go on any reindeer dates

Then one cuckold Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Randolph with that dong supersized,
Won't you shtup my wife tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out in envy,
Randolph the Well-Hung Reindeer
You’re going to go to Hollywood
And star in pornography!




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Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Ha! Snuggle!! You sleigh me....

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In more ways than one?

poet Anonymous


Miss Gin...Props for keeping it Santa, and making me *blush*...Only you can make a fat man look erotically wicked & desired...Congrats on your win!

Snugglebuck as Runner~up, props for Santa's sidekick.

And thanks to DiamondDave, Miss Flower, Berea and Gardenlover for your entries!

~Devlin


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Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Devlin..the win is cool as fuck...Making the Dev in Miss D "Blush" is the accomplishment here lol..And i truely dig big men in uniform!
Such a fun comp, awesome entries by everyone...and so nice to have K snugglebucked up to me! Loved yours fedorable.

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Congrats, Jennifer.. brilliant write.. Snugglebuck your entry was awesome as well.. great comp.. Lady Devlin, you're a gracious host.. much obliged.. with love, and respect..


Dave

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Thanks shiny man..yours was a sexy piece doll face..! Much appréciés congrats.

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Congrats Jen & Sniggleback on a well deserved win and runner up.....both very impressive writes as well as al the others entered. Thank you Lovely Devlin for a great comp xo :)

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