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Sesame Street Beat (Fraggles and Muppets welcome too)

poet Anonymous

Poetry Contest

write a poem/rap/prose from perspective of a Sesame Street character
Well, it's not been done before, has it?

See box above. Write about any subject, from the viewpoint of a Sesame Street character.
Examples:
*write about cookies as Cookie Monster,
*write about counting dead (or something else) as The Count (vampire)
*write about banging drums (or other) as Animal
*write about trash picking or dumpster diving as Oscar the Grouch
*write about frogs or karate chops or how great BBWs are as Miss Piggy...

Choose your character (name him/her/it) and subject. Let you imagination fly!

one week.
old or new.
500 word max
poem/rap/song. Prose okay, but make it artsy

JohnnyBlaze
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Since you included Muppets, are Fraggles also acceptable?

poet Anonymous

JohnnyBlaze said:Since you included Muppets, are Fraggles also acceptable?

Sure. Go for it.

poet Anonymous

anyone know if these Miss Piggy and Kermit sex sculptures are for sale? ( I wonder what Jim Henson would have to say...)

http://glasstire.com/2012/10/21/no-art/

Danii
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Oh my

snugglebuck
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SNUFF

My name is Aloysius Snuffleupagus
Forgive my Presumptuousness
My character is rather extraneous
For I was imaginary acquaintance
Of that contemptuous
Unctuous boisterous
Yellow feathered jackass
You know as Big Bird
Who blames all his embarrassments  
On poor me, Snuffy

And they kept him
And fired me

How ludicrous

poet Anonymous

Thanks for the kick, Snuffy. :D

poet Anonymous

Kermit’s Hip Hop


I saw it with my own two bulging eyes:
Big Bird was singing about blue skies
when all of the sudden Oscar Grouch popped out
of his trash can and flung the lid with a shout,
“Shut your squeaky beak! You make me bang my head
with your twit’tring and twerking! Why don’t you drop dead?!”
His trash can lid hit the Big Bird’s tail.
No surprise that the police sirens began to wail.
“We call for justice which the pigs must give!"
grieved the Fraggles. "Oscar slew Big Bird. He must not live!"

Well the chickens squawked, mourning, which aroused re-burst
of the monster in the can.  “You birds are the worst!
Your hallelujahs sound like you’re dropping bombs red
from your butts. Almost as hard as that blonde pighead’s---"

“---Hai YAH!” Her angry squeal broke his cry.
His can bounced onto the railroad tracks as her foot held high
Miss Piggy dusted off her evening gloves
“When push comes to shove, gotta show tough love”.

Hai YAH!
Hallelujah!
Hai YAH!
Hallelujah!


The fast train derailed when it hit the grouch
but the glam ham didn’t mind and turned her snout and pouch
to my face and cooed, “This heroine deserves a kiss.”
“When pigs sprout wings!” I snapped. “Now, waddle along, Miss,
You’re too fat to fly
too fat to fly!
Big Bird could rap about blue sky
and it brought him fame
but you can’t flap the same
and you haven’t such a fancy tail---“

Hai YAH!
Hallelujah!
Hai YAH!
Hallelujah!

“Hai YAH!” was all she did reply
and I bit the steel rails.


Well I ain’t dead; I’m telling no fib
from a sewer hospital bed where the cops have hid
me with my broken hip hop.  I’ll soon be back on the beat
with the Madhouse Muppets down on Sesame Street.



JohnnyBlaze
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Froggy Style


If I were to click on your sausage links
Methinks I would be greeted with a salty meated
Pork tender loined goddess
Minx of a southern belle named Miss Piggy
And her love of Macon bacon

JohnnyBlaze
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When you feel like misbehavin
And that need won't go away
Just stroll over to my cave today
Come right in
Knock Knock
Get some Fraggle cock!

La la la la la
Lolla la la lolla la
La la la la la
Here in Fraggle Rock!

Hard to the touch
It feels like stone
So much it jarred Mookie's pelvic bone
Don't bother calling me on the phone
Knock Knock
For some Fraggle cock!

Looks like an ordinary sock you'd stuff
Guaranteed to rock your world enough
Like a jackhammering shock
But not too rough
Knock Knock
Have some Fraggle cock!

La la la la la
Lolla la la lolla la
La la la la la
Here in Fraggle Rock!

poet Anonymous

Johnny, you got rocks in your sock.

lol. thanks for joining. :D

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