Poetry competition CLOSED 25th March 2015 4:33am
WINNER
Magnetron
Magnetron
HORDES OF BORED DARK LORDS
Anonymous
Peter_Pan said:[quote-295477-druidicheirophant]HURT EACHOTHERS FEELINGS MUAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA
Not now. I'm busy writing lyrics for Beethoven's Fifth
opening notes:
DAMN-IT-TO-HELL!
DAMN. IT. TO. HELL...
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I have now sang the entire opening with these lyrics. It will be in my head all day. Thanks for that.
Not now. I'm busy writing lyrics for Beethoven's Fifth
opening notes:
DAMN-IT-TO-HELL!
DAMN. IT. TO. HELL...
[/quote]
I have now sang the entire opening with these lyrics. It will be in my head all day. Thanks for that.
What killed it was it being set off with the dumbest fucking question on earth, how would i choose a winner? What? Not only common sense, but clearly if everyone freestyle rap battles i would see who spits more fire than the next.
I think maybe the chap was dissing you like you asked . I like to fuck about with lyrics and verses, shame this one didn’t take off.
how about start over underneath this post and throw a bit of clarity and a few rules, it’ll take off. extend the time if sou have to.
..The Managment
how about start over underneath this post and throw a bit of clarity and a few rules, it’ll take off. extend the time if sou have to.
..The Managment
Domo Arigato, Jamis Mileto
Domo, Domo
Bozo, Bozo
Domo Arigato, Jamis Mileto
Butthole
You nasty butthole
You're wondering who I am
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
I'm an alt of Peter Pan
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
And that guy, Leppero ... chan
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
I'm might also be Alexander Case
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
I might even be that moderator,
Grace!
I'm just a dark lord
Bored out of his skull
Without a horde of my own
To lord over your head
I've certainly lost control of this
Diss that was originally meant to
Piss off everyone who posted ...
... ahead ...
.. of meeeeeeeeeeee
What you get
Is what you seeeeeeeeeeee
What you see
Is not really meeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm just a bored dark lord
Without a horde to lord
Like that assface
Alexander Case
I'm just a bored dark lord
Without a horde to lord
Like that fart-space
Idryad (Grace)
Goddam
This this tune is really getting on my nerve-
-a clusterfuck without any hope of swerve-
-ing back on course
But I'll give no quarter
And show no remorse
Poetryman!
If only you were
Half the man that Peter Pan is
And Gearigon
While your name rhymes with Lepperochan
I'm renaming you to Gearigan
Because I'm so fucking bored
And that trophy that I surely scored
You can stuff it up your
Butthole
Your nasty butthole
Jamis Mileto
Jamis Mileto
Shove it way up there
Like your skidmarked underwear
Jamis Mileto
Jamis Mileto
Domo Arigato, Biatch
Domo, Domo
Bozo, Bozo
Domo Arigato, Jamis Mileto
Butthole
You nasty butthole
You're wondering who I am
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
I'm an alt of Peter Pan
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
And that guy, Leppero ... chan
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
I'm might also be Alexander Case
Secret, secret
I've got a secret
I might even be that moderator,
Grace!
I'm just a dark lord
Bored out of his skull
Without a horde of my own
To lord over your head
I've certainly lost control of this
Diss that was originally meant to
Piss off everyone who posted ...
... ahead ...
.. of meeeeeeeeeeee
What you get
Is what you seeeeeeeeeeee
What you see
Is not really meeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm just a bored dark lord
Without a horde to lord
Like that assface
Alexander Case
I'm just a bored dark lord
Without a horde to lord
Like that fart-space
Idryad (Grace)
Goddam
This this tune is really getting on my nerve-
-a clusterfuck without any hope of swerve-
-ing back on course
But I'll give no quarter
And show no remorse
Poetryman!
If only you were
Half the man that Peter Pan is
And Gearigon
While your name rhymes with Lepperochan
I'm renaming you to Gearigan
Because I'm so fucking bored
And that trophy that I surely scored
You can stuff it up your
Butthole
Your nasty butthole
Jamis Mileto
Jamis Mileto
Shove it way up there
Like your skidmarked underwear
Jamis Mileto
Jamis Mileto
Domo Arigato, Biatch
Anonymous
Magnetron is whirling his rivets.
and I'm lovin' it.
*runs to fetch the peanut butter kisses for the show*
and I'm lovin' it.
*runs to fetch the peanut butter kisses for the show*
