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PierreTheMad
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"What do you want on your Tombstone?"

Posted: 29th May 2011 7:32pm
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 29th May 2011 8:31pm
CruelHandedWriter
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'At least it's quiet down here'

Posted: 29th May 2011 8:34pm
violet
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[quote]Jamie Townend said:
'At least it's quiet down here'

but there is the problem of worms...

Posted: 29th May 2011 8:52pm
CruelHandedWriter
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aluminium coffin?

Posted: 29th May 2011 8:56pm
violet
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that should keep the little wrigglers out

Posted: 29th May 2011 9:02pm
ImperfectedStone
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If you're a necrophiliac
I really wasn't
that interesting.
Bugger off.

Posted: 29th May 2011 9:06pm
violet
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[quote]Literary Antiquity said:
If you're a necrophiliac
I really wasn't
that interesting.
Bugger off.

Do not enter!

Unless you have lube


(i know, i know, i'm terrible )

Posted: 29th May 2011 10:20pm
lepperochan
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[quote]violet said:
that should keep the little wrigglers out

the worms that clean up the skeletons are already with us, its just that they dont start doing their housework till we die.

just thought i would share that happy thought with you violet

Posted: 29th May 2011 10:38pm
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Don't care just burn me with my d&g glasses, Jimmy choo shoes, and prada purse.. No tomb stone

Posted: 29th May 2011 10:52pm
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 29th May 2011 11:00pm
violet
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i even find myself hilarious

Posted: 31st May 2011 7:05pm
poet Anonymous
There were so many great entries! It was so hard to decide! The "What do you want on your Tombstone?" Epitaph Challenge winners are:

1rt: PierreTheMAd
Runner Up: Lord Viddax

I'll send an e-mail to the webmistress so you're names will go down on the glory list!

Posted: 31st May 2011 10:03pm
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Well played! Can you just do one little thing and say which ones were the ones that one, came runner up, and were generally liked by you. Thanks.

Posted: 1st June 2011 2:02am
poet Anonymous
These entries both had character and bulk, well thought out and funny! "laughs" in a nice morbid way of course!

The winning entries are:

PierreTheMad:

PierreTheMad,
a lucky old bastard.
His Wife and 3 Kids
saved his life from disaster.
A thirst for knowledge
A search for compassion
But his penchant for sex
taught his heart its last lesson.

and Lord Viddax:

Here lies Viddax's body
Intered unto the earth below
The last material remains
His spirit now soars though
Dancing amongst the stars
Beyond misery and fun
Yet still in hearts and minds
All is good and done.

Posted: 25th August 2011 5:41pm
Edited: 25th August 2011 5:59pm
PierreTheMad
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Hey!  Thank you, Mike!  I aim to please.. or kill, whichever.

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