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"What do you want on your Tombstone?"

Posted: 28th May 2011 12:19pm
lepperochan
lepperochan
Craic-Dealer
Guardian of Shadows
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the treasure that you are looking for is buried under the coffin of that bastard two graves across

Posted: 28th May 2011 12:55pm
666gothchick
666gothchick
Paulina Dionne
Fire of Insight
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'don't fear the reaper'

Posted: 28th May 2011 1:37pm
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 28th May 2011 4:10pm
poet Anonymous
"P.S. I Ate the Last Cookie."

That'll be sure to piss some people off.

Posted: 28th May 2011 8:45pm
poet Anonymous
[font=Verdana]Here lies a man who read old books
and fapped two times a day,
a grim loner with pasty looks
who happened to be gay.

Posted: 28th May 2011 9:15pm
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 28th May 2011 10:25pm
drigz49
drigz49
Strange Creature
United States
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  Here I lay , Pale and grey , To bad I can't stay , Nothing more to say!!!!

Posted: 29th May 2011 00:08am
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 29th May 2011 2:24am
jadielue
jadielue
Jade.
Dangerous Mind
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By mere accident
she died naked.
And so, here she
is.

Posted: 29th May 2011 2:28am
jadielue
jadielue
Jade.
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Haha, no but really.



She liked to write
and draw odd
pictures, she sang
while she did
then slept.

Posted: 29th May 2011 4:51am
Gg78
Gg78
Tyrant of Words
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She lived, and died,  what else is new!!

Posted: 29th May 2011 4:56am
mjs211
mjs211
MikeTheEngineer
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Very successful businessman,
happy patriarch,
loved by all
(who had a shot at the will)

Posted: 29th May 2011 5:01am
mjs211
mjs211
MikeTheEngineer
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Actually, I'd want an elaborate setup, with a tombstone with a hand sticking out the front pointing a finger at you, which reads "Pull my finger." And if you do, a vibration pack buried just above my coffin is activated making the ground shake like I'm going to come back through the dirt, and a set of hidden surround sound speakers would start ominously intoning something to the effect of "you have disrespected my final resting grounds, now you shall feel my wrath!" (surround sound so it sounds like it's coming from everywhere). Yeah, that would be awesome.

Posted: 29th May 2011 5:52am
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 29th May 2011 6:46am
poet Anonymous
Completely off topic (sorry Victoria) I am dying my hair again! "laughs"

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