Content Warning : Do you want to continue?
This forum post contains content which some readers may find disturbing.
It is unsuitable for children or anyone who is easily offended.
YES
I am over 18 years old, I have been warned and I still want to read this forum post.
NO
I don't want to read this type of content, take me back to the previous page.
Go to page:

Jokes and Riddles repository

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

Usually i bring my Date to the bar
Tonite i am alone so i just
Picked up some Rubbing alcohol

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

i am worried about Russian interference
in U.S. erections

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

does Garfield suffer from
an Opie -oid addiction?

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

The conservationist peddled home on the carbon cycle

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

i caught my dog
using a web bowser
buying stuff off
the yap store

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

momma cannibal to kiddie cannibal:
Eat your Vegans!

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

The Bill to help the homeless has passed.
R.I.P.

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

the front desk clerk was a
Master of Reception

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

my daddy send me to a frat free college

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

The straight A student was not happy getting a low grade fever


poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

I'M CONSTIPATED

no shit

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

My biological father works in the Life Sciences Dept at the University.  My poetic mother works in the public school

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

today i wanted to feel like a kid again

so i got a microscope, jacked off, and looked at the little swimmy things

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

i drove by these ladies just standing around doing nothing on the street, with hardly any clothes on
"get a fucking job" i yelled

poet
rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
2awards   profile   poems   message
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 1529

i was fine when i only had one Noya but now I've a pair a Noya

Go to page:
Go to: