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JnMlngr
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clewluss said:example:

Question: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30



:yer faces are funny / but why do have to leave😙

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clewluss
SMOOKY
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in all things
a womans pleasure
is most important
even in a paid relationship
that is why i signed up for
ho moaners insurance

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cold_fusion
Dangerous Mind
Australia
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what do you call a floating dead man?

Bob

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rabbitquest
Sit-Eat-ur-BBQ
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Italy
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My friend Steve got a job.
I called his house to ask about Steve's Job,
but she said Steve Jobs doesn't live there,
and hung up.

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clewluss
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i was having this recurring nightmare.
i got an appointment with a dreamatologist

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rabbitquest
Sit-Eat-ur-BBQ
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I watched this Korean figure skater at the olympics

her eyes were a window to Seoul

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Bluelulu
Strange Creature
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If a group of potatoes were standing together in a group talking, and they were all dressed pretty much the same.How would you be able to tell which one was a prostitute?

The one yelling at passing cars " I da ho!"

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rabbitquest
Sit-Eat-ur-BBQ
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Italy
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which one?
stop the car
Alaska

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LibraSoul96
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United States
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Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Nothing.
Person A: Nut-in in yo girl

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rabbitquest
Sit-Eat-ur-BBQ
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for lent i am giving up
denying myself of
the earthly pleasures

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rabbitquest
Sit-Eat-ur-BBQ
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Italy
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The UPS driver stopped delivering to the nudist colony
because
he was tired of looking at their packages

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rabbitquest
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name a part of the alphabet you can drink

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rabbitquest
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HijklmnO
H to O

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rabbitquest
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the adult book store closes at Sex today.

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