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Posted: 6th September 2017 10:09pm
rabbitquest
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my wife never forgets anything.
she has very large memory glands

Posted: 8th September 2017 5:23am
Edited: 18th September 2017 00:37am - edited 3 times
rabbitquest
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i ordered a baked potato

it came with Wendy's Buttery Spread

i came with Wendy's butt hairy spread

Posted: 17th September 2017 2:40pm
Edited: 18th September 2017 00:39am - edited 2 times
rabbitquest
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we went before the judge to get married

i recieved a wife sentence

Posted: 28th September 2017 1:52am
rabbitquest
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i told my suicidal friend to hang in there.

oops

Posted: 29th September 2017 2:17am
rabbitquest
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the babysitter didnt show up
so i turned on the hotspot
and left them to their own devices.

Posted: 9th October 2017 7:43pm
rabbitquest
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I wrote you a shy introverted letter
but i couldn't mail it because
they only had a slot on the mailbox
for outgoing mail.

Posted: 13th October 2017 00:07am
rabbitquest
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what is the leading cause of dry skin

Posted: 13th October 2017 4:36am
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towels

Posted: 5th November 2017 3:09pm
rabbitquest
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a ______ in the hand is worth two in the bra

Posted: 3rd December 2017 9:18pm
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Posted: 7th December 2017 3:12pm
rabbitquest
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McDonalds cashier: " What size drink?"
Psychic: "Medium"

Posted: 8th December 2017 9:18pm
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 10th January 2018 8:20am
poet Anonymous
clewluss said:example:

Question: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30



:yer faces are funny / but why do have to leave😙

Posted: 14th February 2018 11:19pm
Edited: 15th February 2018 3:29am
clewluss
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in all things
a womans pleasure
is most important
even in a paid relationship
that is why i signed up for
ho moaners insurance

Posted: 15th February 2018 8:43am
cold_fusion
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what do you call a floating dead man?

Bob

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