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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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my wife never forgets anything.
she has very large memory glands

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rabbitquest
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i ordered a baked potato

it came with Wendy's Buttery Spread

i came with Wendy's butt hairy spread

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rabbitquest
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we went before the judge to get married

i recieved a wife sentence

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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i told my suicidal friend to hang in there.

oops

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rabbitquest
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the babysitter didnt show up
so i turned on the hotspot
and left them to their own devices.

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rabbitquest
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I wrote you a shy introverted letter
but i couldn't mail it because
they only had a slot on the mailbox
for outgoing mail.

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rabbitquest
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what is the leading cause of dry skin

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rabbitquest
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towels

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rabbitquest
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a ______ in the hand is worth two in the bra

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McDonalds cashier: " What size drink?"
Psychic: "Medium"

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clewluss said:example:

Question: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30



:yer faces are funny / but why do have to leave😙

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in all things
a womans pleasure
is most important
even in a paid relationship
that is why i signed up for
ho moaners insurance

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what do you call a floating dead man?

Bob

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