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BREAKING NEWS
NORTH KOREA FIRES A MISSILE
AND IT FLYS OVER JAPAN

DONALD TRUMP
FIRES THE MISSILE FLYING OVER JAPAN
AND IT FALLS INTO THE SEA


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i took my final exam in my apiculture course.

how'd you do?

i got a Bee

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after hurricane Harvey, the basement where they held the poetry readings flooded,
but they let us meet in the attic.
Climbing the stairs, I took my poetry to  a whole new level

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i gave up hinduism.

i became Om-less

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my wife never forgets anything.
she has very large memory glands

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i ordered a baked potato

it came with Wendy's Buttery Spread

i came with Wendy's butt hairy spread

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we went before the judge to get married

i recieved a wife sentence

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i told my suicidal friend to hang in there.

oops

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the babysitter didnt show up
so i turned on the hotspot
and left them to their own devices.

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I wrote you a shy introverted letter
but i couldn't mail it because
they only had a slot on the mailbox
for outgoing mail.

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what is the leading cause of dry skin

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towels

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a ______ in the hand is worth two in the bra

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McDonalds cashier: " What size drink?"
Psychic: "Medium"

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