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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
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on my trip to the yucatan peninsula
my wife left me for another mayan

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Ahavati
Tyrant of Words
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LOL!!

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
Dangerous Mind
Jordan
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;)

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rabbitquest
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my asian date invited me over for dinner
i brought some kinkyman
soy sauce

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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I met a cross dresser.
talk about angry furniture...

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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Before Johnny B.
Went off on his
Business trip,
He left his wife
A jar of kosher jill pickles
and a bottle of his
Spicy Wet Sauce





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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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However, after Johnny B. left
Jill decided to go with
Jaymo's
Spicy Awesome Sauce


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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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After I turned the lights off in the kitchen
you can imagine my embarrasment when I saw my condom packet on her kitchen table

I quickly grabbed it

After I turned the lights off in the bedroom
you can imagine her suprise when I opened a shrimp flavor noodle spice packet on her vagina

I quickly licked it

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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i got sent back to the mental institute.
igot re-psychoed

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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She had good sex with hung gary plus got him a slice of pizza.

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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BREAKING NEWS
NORTH KOREA FIRES A MISSILE
AND IT FLYS OVER JAPAN

DONALD TRUMP
FIRES THE MISSILE FLYING OVER JAPAN
AND IT FALLS INTO THE SEA


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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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i took my final exam in my apiculture course.

how'd you do?

i got a Bee

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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after hurricane Harvey, the basement where they held the poetry readings flooded,
but they let us meet in the attic.
Climbing the stairs, I took my poetry to  a whole new level

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rabbitquest
Anna Mossity
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i gave up hinduism.

i became Om-less

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