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VowelMovement
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That's cool maybe I'll rap about that scenario

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rabbitquest
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The muffin man is my roll model

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rabbitquest
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my friend Mark Downs
got his car for half price

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rabbitquest
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people who give a shit about education
pay their school feces

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rabbitquest
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on my trip to the yucatan peninsula
my wife left me for another mayan

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Ahavati
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LOL!!

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rabbitquest
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Jordan
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;)

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rabbitquest
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my asian date invited me over for dinner
i brought some kinkyman
soy sauce

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rabbitquest
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I met a cross dresser.
talk about angry furniture...

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Before Johnny B.
Went off on his
Business trip,
He left his wife
A jar of kosher jill pickles
and a bottle of his
Spicy Wet Sauce





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rabbitquest
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However, after Johnny B. left
Jill decided to go with
Jaymo's
Spicy Awesome Sauce


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rabbitquest
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After I turned the lights off in the kitchen
you can imagine my embarrasment when I saw my condom packet on her kitchen table

I quickly grabbed it

After I turned the lights off in the bedroom
you can imagine her suprise when I opened a shrimp flavor noodle spice packet on her vagina

I quickly licked it

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i got sent back to the mental institute.
igot re-psychoed

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She had good sex with hung gary plus got him a slice of pizza.

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